The Chill Out Zone - Page 653

reworht · 24th December 2012, 21:31

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Originally Posted by coolcat

Merry Christmas Rod

Now that's an MG and a half - Metro 6R4 - Tony Pond and Malcolm Wilson style

Thanks Jeff - the same to you & Ros

coolcat · 24th December 2012, 21:32

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Originally Posted by reworht

How about ... blondes? - neither the missus nor daughter can see my laptop screen (the latter is too far gone to read it anyway - chicken kebabs and copious amounts of vodka seem to have brought her Christmas Eve to an early end!)

Starters for ten:
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
They drowned in Spring training.

A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?" said the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts."
The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"
"Why yes," she said.
"I thought so," said the doctor... "You have a sprained finger."

Love it , it's the way that you tell em:xmas-smiley-031:

FLYER · 24th December 2012, 21:32

two blondes in a bar watching a recording on the news of a guy jumping to his death off a building , one blonde says to the other "i saw that earlier" other blonde says " yeah so did i but i didnt think he would do it again"

suzublu · 24th December 2012, 21:33

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Originally Posted by FLYER

what ???Stu or the bus ?????

The bus!!!! & Stu of course

suzublu · 24th December 2012, 21:34

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Originally Posted by FLYER

two blondes in a bar watching a recording on the news of a guy jumping to his death off a building , one blonde says to the other "i saw that earlier" other blonde says " yeah so did i but i didnt think he would do it again"

Ba dum..Tshh

Leyland Worldmaster · 24th December 2012, 21:39

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Originally Posted by suzublu

I'll do this one for Stu,one of my old friends :xmas-smiley-031:

Ah man! Thats a lovely vehicle; ECW bodied Leyland Leopard; not many had that bodywork; ECW normally bodied Bristols...

FLYER · 24th December 2012, 21:39

How do get a blonde to laugh at a joke on a saturday ????

Tell her it on tuesday !!!!!!

FLYER · 24th December 2012, 21:40

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Originally Posted by leopard680

Ah man! Thats a lovely vehicle; ECW bodied Leyland Leopard; not many had that bodywork; ECW normally bodied Bristols...

I prefer FULL bodied BRISTOLS myself

coolcat · 24th December 2012, 21:41

Have I forgotten anyone?
Hope not, but Merry Christmas to one and all:xmas-smiley-004:

reworht · 24th December 2012, 21:43

Especially for Jeff & Ros

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coolcat This is my second home Audi Q3 TDI S-Line Quattro Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Clacton On Sea/On the boat somewhere Posts: 51,341 Thanks: 9,890 Thanked 12,235 Times in 8,232 Posts	Have I forgotten anyone? Hope not, but Merry Christmas to one and all:xmas-smiley-004: __________________ Jeff.

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reworht This is my second home Honda HR-V 1.6 i-DTEC SE Navi 5dr Diesel Hatchback Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: North Yorks Moors Posts: 14,446 Thanks: 782 Thanked 2,156 Times in 1,497 Posts	Especially for Jeff & Ros __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Rodney - you plonker! ... but more commonly known as Rod !

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FLYER Banned rover75 cdti AUTO TOURER 160 bhp. Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Glasgow Posts: 35,346 Thanks: 2,985 Thanked 3,685 Times in 2,463 Posts	two blondes in a bar watching a recording on the news of a guy jumping to his death off a building , one blonde says to the other "i saw that earlier" other blonde says " yeah so did i but i didnt think he would do it again"

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FLYER Banned rover75 cdti AUTO TOURER 160 bhp. Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Glasgow Posts: 35,346 Thanks: 2,985 Thanked 3,685 Times in 2,463 Posts	How do get a blonde to laugh at a joke on a saturday ???? Tell her it on tuesday !!!!!!