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She probably had thoughts of you leaving and not returning and is suffering a bit of anxiety.
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![]() For all you worried gents this might give you a laff.---------------
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything. Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything... He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure. He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions cage because lions eat anything. Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.. He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?" The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees. Colv. ![]() |
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![]() Very Funny :xmas-smiley-029:
Where was the gravy? You can't have Fish, chimps and mushy bee's without gravy ![]()
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![]() Well - its Saturday night - boys' night out, snooker, cider and a totally sophisticated soirée (yeah, right!) at the Club. Should just make it home by midnight, which means I shouldn't turn back into a frog.
Strange night last night - once I'd seen the horrific news from the USA - I went round to my son's house to give my grandkids a big hug - hence I missed band practise. Whatever you're doing, do it well and remember the old adage - if you're not in bed by midnight, you may as well give up and go home :xmas-smiley-029: Sunday breakfast - I should make it into the kitchen by about 9.15 if you can all wait 'til then ![]()
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Don't worry, band practice will only be when all band members and management are present and correct:xmas-smiley-029:
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![]() Peaceful on here tonight, what with Rod out partying and all that!
I'm off to the land of nod myself so catch you all in the morning for breakfast:xmas-smiley-029:
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![]() Nite Jeff it has been quiet here! How's your day been? I didnt gey back from.shopping until half eight; went around most of London looking for an Air album; their latest one... They're returning to form. I've all their albums and its most interesting to chart their progress! It's the first band I really followed!
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![]() Forgot to tell you, no update on cats as we're going tomorrow now instead
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![]() I've heard of the band Air supply but not Air, I'm guessing they're good as you have all their albums!
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