The Hijackers Hijack Thread!!...... - Page 514

FLYER · 6th December 2010, 22:42

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Originally Posted by damienp

I take it the tackle from behind gets me a red

outlawed more like

Martynp · 6th December 2010, 22:44

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Originally Posted by damienp

Last week the mrs ordered 2 presents for our daughters birthday, on the internet. One item has arrived today - it came from beijing according to the paperwork. The one from england hasn't arrived yet.

Ah, but the Chinese presy has been 6 weeks at sea, probably landed at Southampton---all of our snow washed away, containers now moving North by rail or wherever

FLYER · 6th December 2010, 22:48

lookslike it,s gonna be another day of little movement and mucho mucho hassle tmw [AGAIN] so i,m off to kip .

damienp · 6th December 2010, 22:49

5 englishmen in an audi quattro arrived at dublin airport. Paddy, the officer stops them and tells them "It is illegal to put 5 people in a quattro. Quattro means four."
"Quattro is just the name of the car" the englishman says. "Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry 5 persons."
"You wont pull that one on me " says Paddy "Quattro means 4, so you're breaking the law"
The englishman shouts "You idiot. Call your supervisor over i want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry" says Paddy, "Murphy is busy talking to two guys in a fiat uno"

damienp · 6th December 2010, 22:50

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Originally Posted by FLYER

outlawed more like

In this house - yes

FLYER · 6th December 2010, 22:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp

5 englishmen in an audi quattro arrived at dublin airport. Paddy, the officer stops them and tells them "It is illegal to put 5 people in a quattro. Quattro means four."
"Quattro is just the name of the car" the englishman says. "Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry 5 persons."
"You wont pull that one on me " says Paddy "Quattro means 4, so you're breaking the law"
The englishman shouts "You idiot. Call your supervisor over i want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry" says Paddy, "Murphy is busy talking to two guys in a fiat uno"

groan

damienp · 6th December 2010, 22:56

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Originally Posted by FLYER

groan

Listen pal - would you rather have a poem.
No - I thought not !

FLYER · 6th December 2010, 23:02

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Originally Posted by damienp

Listen pal - would you rather have a poem.
No - I thought not !

nuff said

NITE ALL

damienp · 6th December 2010, 23:03

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Originally Posted by FLYER

nuff said

NITE ALL

Listen jackie - no rippin that tarmac up tomorrow - be safe !!

WillyHeckaslike · 7th December 2010, 01:10

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Originally Posted by damienp

I take it the tackle from behind gets me a red

If it's a two-footer, yes.

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damienp This is my second home skoda estate Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: sheffield Posts: 3,474 Thanks: 15 Thanked 122 Times in 68 Posts	5 englishmen in an audi quattro arrived at dublin airport. Paddy, the officer stops them and tells them "It is illegal to put 5 people in a quattro. Quattro means four." "Quattro is just the name of the car" the englishman says. "Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry 5 persons." "You wont pull that one on me " says Paddy "Quattro means 4, so you're breaking the law" The englishman shouts "You idiot. Call your supervisor over i want to speak to someone with more intelligence!" "Sorry" says Paddy, "Murphy is busy talking to two guys in a fiat uno" Last edited by Dragrad; 6th December 2010 at 23:31.. Reason: Contravention of Club Rules - FAQ Rule 2

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FLYER Banned rover75 cdti AUTO TOURER 160 bhp. Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Glasgow Posts: 35,346 Thanks: 2,985 Thanked 3,685 Times in 2,463 Posts	lookslike it,s gonna be another day of little movement and mucho mucho hassle tmw [AGAIN] so i,m off to kip .