Trouble.?? - Page 51

mark d3 · 11th August 2011, 22:25

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Originally Posted by Phil

Could even charge for the privilage.. I can see it now in WHSmiths.
Drive a Ferrari day..
LandRover experience..
Go Karting day..
Deep sea diving experience..
Glider experience..
Dart a looter..

Could increase revenue for the treasury.

COLVERT · 11th August 2011, 22:25

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Originally Posted by Tatts

I've not read all 50 pages, so sorry if this has been mentioned already...

On the first night it kicked off, the Police should have had a water cannon out, but the tanks should be filled with Smart Water. The culprits would have been marked without them knowing about it.

The police could then have walked round for the next few days with a UV lamp, and if anyone glows, they could nick them.

Dunno. Might get too many innocent folks along the way.Perhaps something like a sheep dip with permanant bright green dye.
Just chuck in the selected villains of which you are certain.
If nothing else it would keep them off the streets for a few weeks until the dye grows out.

mark d3 · 11th August 2011, 22:26

as for my pet eating the settee if i drag it out the back and torch it can i say the rioters did it

COLVERT · 11th August 2011, 22:29

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Originally Posted by mark d3

as for my pet eating the settee if i drag it out the back and torch it can i say the rioters did it

Just spread a bit of Parrot Poo over the marks. She'll never notice. ( Maybe. Lol )

Ragman · 11th August 2011, 22:29

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Originally Posted by mark d3

as for my pet eating the settee if i drag it out the back and torch it can i say the rioters did it

Pretty localised rioting

FredSpencer · 11th August 2011, 22:29

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Originally Posted by mark d3

pmsl

I'm afraid it only encouraged him to fetch more out, including his dressing-up clothes, but I hesitate to suggest he should be chastised ..... he'd probably like it.

FredSpencer · 11th August 2011, 22:31

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Originally Posted by FLYER

What about a taste of the cat then

Flyer's slogan of the day:

Lick a leopard.

mark d3 · 11th August 2011, 22:33

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Originally Posted by Traveller

Pretty localised rioting

yes i am in deep stuff now massive rollicking when she sees it

mark d3 · 11th August 2011, 22:34

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Originally Posted by COLVERT

Just spread a bit of Parrot Poo over the marks. She'll never notice. ( Maybe. Lol )

she will shes keen on that too

COLVERT · 11th August 2011, 22:36

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Originally Posted by RovingDennis

Yes, good one. Nice easy solution. There I have commented.

Thank you Dennis. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

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