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Well i like your jokes Keff well some of them can i take that i am now on your friendship list
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Jewish/ Catholic Wedding.................
A lovely Jewish woman was to be wed to a handsome Catholic man. Traditions were equally important to both families and this made choosing a theme song for their wedding a major challenge.
The groom's brother had a rich operatic voice and was especially noted for singing Ave Maria. The bride's Mama, realizing the dilemma sighed and said "Oy vey!" "That's it!" replied the groom. Oy Vey Maria was jubilantly sung. |
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Gods a Joker...................
A man had a dream that he was talking with God. He asked God TIME must be different in his dimension, to which God explained 1 second is equal to 1 of your years.
The man then asked MONEY has no consequence in the spiritual world, and if so, why couldn't God give to the man a million pounds?, to which God replied, "Give me a minute." |
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Key Riddle.........................
Can anyone help me solve this riddle? What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
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Religious Garment...................
A man walked into the ladies department of a store and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,
"I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?" "Look around" said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple. . . The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and The Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills |
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Car Trouble................
A man's car stopped dead along the old country road. He got out of his car, lifted the bonnet, and looked at the motor. Just then, a big black and white cow came along and stopped beside him. The cow also peered under the bonnet. "Your trouble is probably the carburetor", said the cow.
The startled man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. He told the farmer what had happened. The farmer asked, "Was the cow black and white?" "Yes, yes!" cried the motorist. "Oh, don't pay any attention to Ol' Bossy. She doesn't know a thing about modern cars." |
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