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16th May 2014, 07:11 | #11 |
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Here lies John Bun
Who was killed by a gun. His name was not Bun, but Wood, But Wood would not rhyme with gun, But Bun would.'
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16th May 2014, 10:57 | #12 |
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The version I saw was :
The elephant is a bonny bird It flits from bough to bough It makes it's nest in a rhubarb tree And whistles like a cow. |
16th May 2014, 11:04 | #13 |
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I'm on a roll ! Who remembers:
" Twas brillig,and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe All mimsy were the borogroves And the mome wraths outgrabe" Storman190+ |
16th May 2014, 11:34 | #14 |
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Ill probably be put on the naughty step for this but i got told this and it made me chuckle
There was an old man from Kent, Whos willy was severly bent, To save all the trouble, He stuck it in double, And instead of coming he went Sorry |
16th May 2014, 12:20 | #15 |
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I would post one of mine but they are more love type poems and not funny ones lol
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16th May 2014, 12:35 | #16 |
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16th May 2014, 12:49 | #17 |
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A queer who came from Khartoum,
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16th May 2014, 12:59 | #18 |
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Thank you kind sir Please remember I am an amateur, lol the caress of your lips my dearest love to desire sweet touch of your fingers, gentle soothing, so mellow birds hush your voice so sweet tranquil yet placid the breeze footsteps they do glow yet float across life's pathway do tread serene love is you at peace with all thine heart does see perceiving glancing over yonder vale blossoming of her beauty so rare scent of a thousand roses doth pass by lifting thee above clouds caressing with the blossom you forever lost in a moment gently floating treasure does abound hearts desires surrounded of your charms sun she sets on thine golden hair shimmering shining so exquisite inelegance she of grace pure refinement, desire to cherish amour, longing she of grace such charm oh refinement so seductive yet shy jewel she be saints, sinners yet desire her touch, lure to dream but to true love is she dreams a knight a lover true friendship no not lust, craving of true passion of heart two embodied as one entwined in loves caress yet still she awaits the scent of her true love above the roses... |
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All my life I've been kissing
your top lip cos the bottom ones missing. o boy
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