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20th March 2008, 19:15 | #11 |
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Wooden leg? I don't have a GRAIN of sympathy for her?
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Oh no... another embarkment of "tree" related jokes
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20th March 2008, 19:24 | #13 |
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£24million ? I thought that if you had a wooden leg you only needed 'half a 'nicker'...
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20th March 2008, 19:27 | #14 |
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I suppose your stumped then?
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I really don't think her wooden leg has any bearing on her divorce. I cannot see any source of amusement in her disability at all....
Although my aged Uncle had a wooden leg and he kept all his cash in his.........then again..... |
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Some people would give an arm and a leg for 24 mill. ;D
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Should have told her to get knotted
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Paul didnt have anything against her right leg
but then neither, apparently, did she |
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News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his
wife Heather Mills- McCartney. Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split "He has been my crutch for so long!!" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped" She's reported to be making frantic efforts to keep the split as civil as possible. "She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get its not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this" It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage, Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world amassing a colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and subsequent musical collaborations, if an agreement hasn't been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on Rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over". Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said "he would get home at night and find her legless" Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul had got prior to the wedding; he gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. The main gift was a plane but then he gave her a Ladyshave for the other leg. |
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