Brassneck.

[Leyland Worldmaster]

Originally Posted by clf

Can't get much darker than penguins. Their plots to take over the world are legendary. Look at what they are doing to the ice caps! Global warming? It's the penguins :p

I've been saying this for years! You know they own British Gas don't you! All those adverts featuring penguins...

Then there was a camera operator filming for the BBC Frozen Planet who was bellyflopped by an Emperor Penguin!

And they've discovered high speed transport too; modified narwhals!

[Leyland Worldmaster]

Originally Posted by windrush

its the same here in ALDERSHOT these immigrants seem to get a way with things like that and do it so openly

The biggest dog (penguin) is under the table...

[FLYER]

Originally Posted by clf

Can't get much darker than penguins. Their plots to take over the world are legendary. Look at what they are doing to the ice caps! Global warming? It's the penguins :p

Nope .

Its the Narwhals chipping away at the icebergs .

[Leyland Worldmaster]

Originally Posted by FLYER

Nope .

Its the Narwhals chipping away at the icebergs .

And the emissions from these highly modified creatures are bad too; VW Diesel-Gate has nothing on these!

[coolcat]

Originally Posted by clf

Can't get much darker than penguins. Their plots to take over the world are legendary. Look at what they are doing to the ice caps! Global warming? It's the penguins :p

March of the Penguins

[reworht]

Originally Posted by Leyland Worldmaster

It is part of a global conspiracy that may or may not involve porpoises.

Originally Posted by FLYER

I suspect darker motives myself .

I blame the toafed narwhals myself

[reworht]

Originally Posted by Leyland Worldmaster

And the emissions from these highly modified creatures are bad too - mainly in Clacton-on-Sea!

Couldn't agreee with you more Stu

[FLYER]

Originally Posted by coolcat

March of the Penguins

We could send them to fight ISIS .

No wait a minute theres no snow in the middle east.

[MSS]

Originally Posted by windrush

its the same here in ALDERSHOT these immigrants seem to get a way with things like that and do it so openly

I guess this is another reason to vote OUT of the EU?

Originally Posted by maxxpump

Ive stopped going into lidl's as I keep being hounded by the security guards, I guess in your store that's not the case? Ive never shoplifted in my life and find them extremely intimidating!

Just dress like the immigrants - you will be fine.

[FLYER]

Originally Posted by maxxpump

Ive stopped going into lidl's as I keep being hounded by the security guards, I guess in your store that's not the case? Ive never shoplifted in my life and find them extremely intimidating!

Oh this joker follows me about as i dont use a basket.

I pick up a cardboard box and put my purchases in it.

Strangely though he didnt see this lady help herself .

Odd that.