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Old 2nd September 2016, 10:11   #11
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Some are real corkers and can't be posted on the forum either for being rude words.
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Old 2nd September 2016, 12:21   #12
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Some are real corkers and can't be posted on the forum either for being rude words.
Am I allowed to say that I have had a piddle in the Piddle?
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Old 2nd September 2016, 12:25   #13
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Should be renamed CARRY ON BAKE OFF. Gentle tv with more double entendre than Kenneth Williams.

This though has to be a classic line:

Sue: “Mary, the safety harness is there. Paul, we haven’t bothered for you. Very much a single trip.”
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Old 2nd September 2016, 18:57   #14
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I'm sure most of those lines will be on innuendo bingo
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Old 3rd September 2016, 11:21   #15
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Another Mary Berry classic:

"I've got the taste of nuts coming through."
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Old 4th September 2016, 17:54   #16
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Some are real corkers and can't be posted on the forum either for being rude words.
There's a famous place in Austria that always has its sign stolen... for some reason...

There's also a German company with a similar name... I'll edit when I find their website and post a link...

http://www.fuecker-busreisen.de/
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