The Hijackers Hijack Thread!!......

[Martynp]

Originally Posted by COLVERT

My wife tells me I've been OFF for years. Can't think what she could possibly mean.


Colvert.

Its the old socks under the bed-----

[COLVERT]

Originally Posted by FLYER

what have i told you about shouting , now bend over and take forty whacks .

You kinky little old thing you. Into SPANKING eh ??????

So that's what Poppy meant when she said you TWITTED on her. Auld scottish expression ??????

The only Scottish I know is "up yer kilt and three of chips "


Trevloc.

[FLYER]

Originally Posted by trikey

Poppy innocent.. I don't believe that for a mo'

innocent as the driven snow and most likely virginal

[FLYER]

Originally Posted by COLVERT

You kinky little old thing you. Into SPANKING eh ??????

So that's what Poppy meant when she said you TWITTED on her. Auld scottish expression ??????

The only Scottish I know is "up yer kilt and three of chips "


Trevloc.

i have haggis balls BTW

[trikey]

Originally Posted by FLYER

innocent as the driven snow and most likely virginal

lol, >switches auto to 'snow mode<

[trikey]

Originally Posted by FLYER

i have haggis balls BTW

That's whats under yer kilt then

[COLVERT]

What's the difference between a rich Scotsman, a poor Scotsman and a dead Scotsman ?????????


Scroll down.





A rich Scotsman has a Canopy over his bed.










A poor Scotsman has a can-a pee under his bed.







And a dead Scotsman Canna pee !! Boom Boom Lol.



Colv.

[FLYER]

Originally Posted by trikey

That's whats under yer kilt then

no straight up , it,s wee balls of haggis in batter

[COLVERT]

Originally Posted by FLYER

i have haggis balls BTW

Well I've learnt something today and I didn't even know they had them !!!
How do you hold them still to emasculate them ????

[trikey]

Originally Posted by FLYER

no straight up , it,s wee balls of haggis in batter

Ohh that sounds good