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Old 8th February 2012, 18:16   #101
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Meanwhile back at the ranch the hare stopped for a coffee and the tortoise gained another 5 inches .
So as he lit up a cigarette, he turned to goldilocks and said

" So goldi babe, whadya think of my xtra 5 inches?"

But Goldi didn't reply as she was still having a trembly moment
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Old 8th February 2012, 18:18   #102
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...said the rabbit to the fox, before hopping away to safety,


WHAT.!! There is no Al-Qaeda....There is NO Raping and pillaging....Or any OTHER what's-its-name deviancy happening either.....And what was that fox up to with the rabbit. Please keep to the little furry things if you will please...
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OOOOOOOOH NOOOOOO. Never get this Published now..
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Old 8th February 2012, 18:22   #104
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she wanted a hare but bought a rabbit instead , this made her happy in her quieter moments .
She was happy because as she was getting a bit thin on top she stood two rabbits on her head cos at a distance they looked like hares.

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Old 8th February 2012, 18:23   #105
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WHAT.!! There is no Al-Qaeda....There is NO Raping and pillaging....Or any OTHER what's-its-name deviancy happening either.....And what was that fox up to with the rabbit. Please keep to the little furry things if you will please...
...said the poppy in the vase to the tortoise, who then questioned his choice of woodbine...
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Old 8th February 2012, 18:29   #106
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...said the poppy in the vase to the tortoise, who then questioned his choice of woodbine...
....just as his mobile phone wrang, not you again he said...........
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Old 8th February 2012, 18:31   #107
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Soooo, to recap.......There someone with rabbits on their head... A Poppy in a vase.. And a bint called Goldie locks having maths lessons...:And a tortoise with state of the art telecommunications technology..shrug: Where's the plot in that then...
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....just as his mobile phone wrang, not you again he said...........
To the orang-utan.
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To the orang-utan.



AND THERE WILL BE NO REFERENCES TO MONKEY HANGING EITHER..
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Soooo, to recap.......There someone with rabbits on their head...Hairs A Poppy in a vase.. Just about to be deflowered And a bint called Goldie locks having maths lessons... Never could add two and two; always came out to three ( Bears ):And a tortoise with state of the art telecommunications technology..shrug:Antenna. Where's the plot in that then... If you can't see the plot, who on earth can






















































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