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25th June 2024, 19:44 | #1 |
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In the takeaway
I went into a Chinese takeaway last night:
The owner of the shop said. "What do you do for a riving?" I said. "What do I do for a living? I'm a bit of a comedian." So the Chinese chap says. "Go on then, change colour." I said. "No! I'm not a chameleon, I'm a comedian." So then he says. "Tell me a joke, make me raff." I said. "You want me to tell you a joke and make you laugh?" Just then his wok caught fire, so I said. "Wok! Wok!" And he said. "Who der?"
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