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Old 14th June 2024, 09:14   #1
FLYING BANANA
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Cool Phone book

The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:

‘The tender one’
‘The amazing one’
‘Lady of my dreams’

She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother.

Then she called the second number to which his sister replied.

When she dialled the third number her own phone rang.
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so, she gave him her whole month’s salary to make up for it.

The husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend, whose name was saved as:

‘Uncle Mick the mechanic’
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