Not a care in the world

[FLYING BANANA]

While many complain about life in general and the cost of living etc:

I am sitting on a sofa that costs £3,500, lovely and cool in front of an air-con unit costing £2,300, watching the Millwall Highlights on a 70" smart TV that costs £4,000.

Right now, I'm so happy, with no worries and not a care in the world.

Not even the staff at John Lewis, who keep asking me to leave can spoil my day...