Dont mess with the Oldies

Number 6 · 19th February 2023, 21:41

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘Senior Special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for £2.99.

“Sounds good,” my wife said, “but I don’t want the eggs.”

“Then I’ll have to charge you £3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,” the waitress warned her.

“You mean I’d have to pay more for not taking the eggs?” my wife asked incredulously.

“Yes,” said the waitress.

“I’ll take the special, then,” my wife said.

“How do you want your eggs?” the waitress asked.

“Raw and in the shell,” my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

19th February 2023, 21:41	#1
Number 6 This is my second home Rover 75 tourer Club CD/Limo Tints Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Meneac Posts: 6,759 Thanks: 5,007 Thanked 1,609 Times in 869 Posts	Dont mess with the Oldies We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘Senior Special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for £2.99. “Sounds good,” my wife said, “but I don’t want the eggs.” “Then I’ll have to charge you £3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,” the waitress warned her. “You mean I’d have to pay more for not taking the eggs?” my wife asked incredulously. “Yes,” said the waitress. “I’ll take the special, then,” my wife said. “How do you want your eggs?” the waitress asked. “Raw and in the shell,” my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake. __________________ ] "I started out with nothing, and Ive still got most of it left!"