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Old 19th August 2018, 00:27   #1
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Uploading photos into posts or your own photo album on the forums is very easy to do. Why blame others for your apparent incompetence?
" I've just uploaded a photo




Dear sir,
having spent my life as a hard working humble Janitor clearing up dirty footprints and excrement. I imagine this is why I'm Impotent, sorry incontinent, sorry again Incompetent, I knew if I pushed hard enough I would finally pass the right word out that you called me ?.
However a big thankyou for that amazing photographic very detailed portrait of a feathered Great T.I.T just about to drop one on your pride and joy .Sorry if I got the bird brains name wrong. But Ornithology was never a strong point. I guess that makes me doubly incontinent Sorry again Doubly incompetent, I should have paid more attention at university whilst studying for my Degree in Janitoring.
But if you need some advice from an expert on how to remove a bird brained feathered friends little dump on your pride and joy.
What you do is get a stiff brush and shove it up and down with a slight twisting motion. Now don't get to excited you can always pay for this service after midnight.
Having had a wonderfully fulfilling well technically unfulfilling First Career now that I've got more time on my hands than I know what to do with. I think I may go back to Uni for a further Degree in bad mannered keyboard warriorism trolling.
And all because the lady loves Milk Tray, but has a constant Headache, with a bird brain.

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Old 19th August 2018, 09:46   #2
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That was a funny, well thought out come back.
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Old 19th August 2018, 14:47   #3
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Uploading photos into posts or your own photo album on the forums is very easy to do. Why blame others for your apparent incompetence?
" I've just uploaded a photo

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Dear sir,
having spent my life as a hard working humble Janitor clearing up dirty footprints and excrement. I imagine this is why I'm Impotent, sorry incontinent, sorry again Incompetent, I knew if I pushed had enough I would finally pass the right word out that you called me ?.
However a big thankyou for that amazing photographic very detailed portrait of a feathered Great T.I.T just about to drop one on your pride and joy .Sorry if I got the bird brains name wrong. But Ornithology was never a strong point. I guess that makes me doubly incontinent Sorry again Doubly incompetent, I should have paid more attention at university whilst studying for my Degree in Janitoring.
But if you need some advice from an expert on how to remove a bird brained feathered friends little dump on your pride and joy.
What you do is get a stiff brush and shove it up and down with a slight twisting motion. Now don't get to excited you can always pay for this service after midnight.
Having had a wonderfully fulfilling well technically unfulfilling First Career now that I've got more time on my hands than I know what to do with. I think I may go back to Uni for a further Degree in bad mannered keyboard warriorism trolling.
An all because the lady loves Milk Tray, but has a constant Headache, with a bird brain.
Bravo Sir
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Old 19th August 2018, 16:01   #4
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Bravo Sir
With you Willie on the , a good reply to what seems to me to be a very condescending comment. I too can’t be bothered with all the faff and when people say how to do it I get flipping lost halfway through. Some people like I don’t even own a computer much preferring the tablet or a phone.
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With you Willie on the , a good reply to what seems to me to be a very condescending comment. I too can’t be bothered with all the faff and when people say how to do it I get flipping lost halfway through. Some people like I don’t even own a computer much preferring the tablet or a phone.
All of us incontinents need to stick together (which is not a nice image to begin with).
I do own a laptop, but honestly can't remember the last time I needed to use it. My phone and tablet between them, cover every thing I need, from emails to wireless printing, from spreadsheets to eBay. This photo uploading mullarky is the first time something has stumped me in years.
At least we've got the Tapatalk workaround.
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Dear sir,
having spent my life as a hard working humble Janitor clearing up dirty footprints and excrement. I imagine this is why I'm Impotent, sorry incontinent, sorry again Incompetent, I knew if I pushed had enough I would finally pass the right word out that you called me ?.
However a big thankyou for that amazing photographic very detailed portrait of a feathered Great T.I.T just about to drop one on your pride and joy .Sorry if I got the bird brains name wrong. But Ornithology was never a strong point. I guess that makes me doubly incontinent Sorry again Doubly incompetent, I should have paid more attention at university whilst studying for my Degree in Janitoring.
But if you need some advice from an expert on how to remove a bird brained feathered friends little dump on your pride and joy.
What you do is get a stiff brush and shove it up and down with a slight twisting motion. Now don't get to excited you can always pay for this service after midnight.
Having had a wonderfully fulfilling well technically unfulfilling First Career now that I've got more time on my hands than I know what to do with. I think I may go back to Uni for a further Degree in bad mannered keyboard warriorism trolling.
An all because the lady loves Milk Tray, but has a constant Headache, with a bird brain.


Absolutely first class, sir!
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