Breaking the ice

jackatesme · 5th September 2016, 20:00

I will be attending my 1st meet (nano) on Saturday at 4 ashes,and i as i am slightly deaf and not a good conversationalist i thought i would put up this post to introduce myself and break the ice.
Please read in the humorous way it is intended.
It has come to attention that members retire to the pub for refreshments, as members of the forum have many opinions these refreshments of Beer,Larger,Whisky or even Pimms (V8 owners preference) can allow these difference to become disagreements then arguments and so on. I would suggest the following seating plan.

Table1: Members who voted remain.
Table2: Members who voted leave.
Table3: Members who voted leave but hope there is another referendum so they can change to remain.
Table4: Members who think a F.B.H. is a must have.
Table5: Members who think F.B.H. are for Wimps.
Table6: Members who think V8 are the dogs doodahs.
Table7: Members who think V8 are over rated but would buy 1 if they could afford to run it.
Table8: Members who voted remain have a V8 and a real wood dash.
Table9: Members who voted leave who do not have a V8, F.B.H. or a real wood dash
Table10: Members who have never had a disagreement with anyone their entire lives and are Teetotal,please join me here.

Moderators please feel free to amend,add to or delete any of the above.

P.S. If i am banned for this there will be no Table10.

PPS. As this will be only my 2nd night away from home by myself after nearly 49yrs of marriage, what would be the appropriate number of Viagra should i bring.

damienp · 5th September 2016, 20:06

Sounds like you wanna sit on a table on your own pal

barney bear · 5th September 2016, 20:10

In answer to your final question they come in packets of 6 so I would recommend 2 packets and a bag of ice

dad1uk · 5th September 2016, 20:36

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Originally Posted by jackatesme

Table1: Members who voted remain.
Table2: Members who voted leave.
Table3: Members who voted leave but hope there is another referendum so they can change to remain.
Table4: Members who think a F.B.H. is a must have.
Table5: Members who think F.B.H. are for Wimps.
Table6: Members who think V8 are the dogs doodahs.
Table7: Members who think V8 are over rated but would buy 1 if they could afford to run it.
Table8: Members who voted remain have a V8 and a real wood dash.
Table9: Members who voted leave who do not have a V8, F.B.H. or a real wood dash
Table10: Members who have never had a disagreement with anyone their entire lives and are Teetotal,please join me here.

Don't know how big you think the pub is, or how many people you are expecting lol

FLYER · 6th September 2016, 06:41

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Originally Posted by barney bear

In answer to your final question they come in packets of 6 so I would recommend 2 packets and a bag of ice

Is the ice to reduce the swelling or for the Pimms.

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Scaramanga · 6th September 2016, 07:34

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Originally Posted by FLYER

Is the ice to reduce the swelling or for the Pimms.

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Thats one Viagra on the rocks please barman

Animal · 6th September 2016, 20:34

Hate to dissappoint you John but there's no sheep

Its all bullock's round here .

stevenicks · 7th September 2016, 06:06

I look forward to seeing you at the meet John

5th September 2016, 20:00	#1
jackatesme This is my second home rover 75 saloon.Renault Captur 1.5 diesel. Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: rhymney Posts: 3,661 Thanks: 2,269 Thanked 1,242 Times in 702 Posts	Breaking the ice I will be attending my 1st meet (nano) on Saturday at 4 ashes,and i as i am slightly deaf and not a good conversationalist i thought i would put up this post to introduce myself and break the ice. Please read in the humorous way it is intended. It has come to attention that members retire to the pub for refreshments, as members of the forum have many opinions these refreshments of Beer,Larger,Whisky or even Pimms (V8 owners preference) can allow these difference to become disagreements then arguments and so on. I would suggest the following seating plan. Table1: Members who voted remain. Table2: Members who voted leave. Table3: Members who voted leave but hope there is another referendum so they can change to remain. Table4: Members who think a F.B.H. is a must have. Table5: Members who think F.B.H. are for Wimps. Table6: Members who think V8 are the dogs doodahs. Table7: Members who think V8 are over rated but would buy 1 if they could afford to run it. Table8: Members who voted remain have a V8 and a real wood dash. Table9: Members who voted leave who do not have a V8, F.B.H. or a real wood dash Table10: Members who have never had a disagreement with anyone their entire lives and are Teetotal,please join me here. Moderators please feel free to amend,add to or delete any of the above. P.S. If i am banned for this there will be no Table10. PPS. As this will be only my 2nd night away from home by myself after nearly 49yrs of marriage, what would be the appropriate number of Viagra should i bring.

5th September 2016, 20:10	#3
barney bear This is my second home rover 75 Connoiseur diesel called Rosey Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Preston Posts: 8,096 Thanks: 1,878 Thanked 2,001 Times in 1,424 Posts	In answer to your final question they come in packets of 6 so I would recommend 2 packets and a bag of ice __________________ It is NEVER your fault, do not believe her when she says it is Real name Tony http://i1374.photobucket.com/albums/...ps5l6mhpix.jpg

6th September 2016, 20:34	#7
Animal Gets stuck in Mg ZT Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 941 Thanks: 69 Thanked 253 Times in 200 Posts	Hate to dissappoint you John but there's no sheep Its all bullock's round here . __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Build date: Tuesday, 18th June 2002 @ 08:53:49 This vehicle was the 4th ZT in XPower Grey (code: LEF) to be made out of 3,143 XPower Grey ZTs Mean Machine! Infinite Diversity Infinite Combinations KAPLAH

7th September 2016, 06:06	#8
stevenicks This is my second home MG ZT 180 Auto / Rover 75 2.0 Diesel Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Brecon. Posts: 7,465 Thanks: 3,297 Thanked 1,666 Times in 1,264 Posts	I look forward to seeing you at the meet John __________________ "You're Not Laughing Now Are You?" Steve

5th September 2016, 20:06	#2
damienp This is my second home skoda estate Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: sheffield Posts: 3,474 Thanks: 15 Thanked 122 Times in 68 Posts	Sounds like you wanna sit on a table on your own pal