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Old 6th August 2016, 12:13   #1
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Default The Best Car Alarm Ever!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khLRjyJ_Ymo

All car owners should have this installed.
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Old 6th August 2016, 12:50   #2
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Lol Phoenix Nights, how young they were then.

I had a talking car alarm on my Jap import Toyota HiLux Surf, it sounded like Robocop. It would say 'Vehicle Armed, 'Vehicle Disarmed'

When the alarm got trigged it would say 'Please step back, this vehicle is armed'.

I bought the alarm from Argos, must have been 15 year ago now, I wish I had kept it.

You can still buy them, not from Argos though.
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Lol Phoenix Nights, how young they were then.

I had a talking car alarm on my Jap import Toyota HiLux Surf, it sounded like Robocop. It would say 'Vehicle Armed, 'Vehicle Disarmed'

When the alarm got trigged it would say 'Please step back, this vehicle is armed'.

I bought the alarm from Argos, must have been 15 year ago now, I wish I had kept it.

You can still buy them, not from Argos though.
I know My parents used to watch it, I wasn't allowed due to the strong language, but didn't stop me sneaking in watching the episode after.

Plus they knew I wouldn't be like something out of the TV.

Would love something like that installed. As a gag item more then anything and in a Scottish accent after said my piece I'd say your a DEAD MAN!!!!!!!!!!

In a nice Glaswegian assent, nothing more scary then a angry Scot'sman.
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Old 6th August 2016, 13:05   #4
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Old 6th August 2016, 13:12   #5
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Is that installed as standard or does have to be a retro fit.

75/ZT's could do with this mod.
I'd change the computer voice for a little more dramatic.
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Old 6th August 2016, 13:20   #6
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Is that installed as standard or does have to be a retro fit.
I think its done using OBDII/bluetooth and an android app.

Read THIS Dave.
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The last time my lights went brighter when revved up, my alternator was on the way out
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Old 8th August 2016, 00:12   #8
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Personally I think that this is rather cool...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLhWzMOccTg

or should that be HOT......
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