Epic maths fail

JJ75 · 6th June 2014, 23:32

A professor of mathematics sent a fax :
Dear wife,you must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain urges you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as my wife and sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended that by the time you read this,I shall be at the Grand Hotel with my 18yr. old teaching assistant and won't be home before midnight. Your Husband.......When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows......Dear husband,You too are 54yrs. old and by the time you read this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18yr. old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up . Your wife

6th June 2014, 23:32	#1
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