First day at School

adrenalin rush · 22nd May 2014, 21:21

On the first day of school, the children
brought gifts for the ir teacher.

The supermarket manager's daughter brought
the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.

The florist's son brought the teacher a
bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the
teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up
a big, heavy box. The teacher
lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking
a little bit..She touched a
drop of the liquid with her finger and
tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy
replied. She tasted ano the r drop
and asked, " Champagne ?"

"No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"

22nd May 2014, 21:21	#1
adrenalin rush Gets stuck in MG ZT 190 + Anthracite Grey commission no 002172 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Twickenham Posts: 597 Thanks: 23 Thanked 64 Times in 32 Posts	First day at School On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for the ir teacher. The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit..She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted ano the r drop and asked, " Champagne ?" "No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"