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Poetry please
The was a young woman from Crew
Who said as the plumber withdrew I'd sooner have the Vicar He's quicker and slicker and half an inch thinker than you. Bum bum! --------------------------------------- There was a young man from Dundee Who was stung on the arm by a wasp When ask did it hurt He said no it didn't I'm glad it wasn't a hornet. -------------------------------------- The was a young woman from Devises Who had breasts of different sizes No, on second thoughts.... |
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Quote:
Amusing himself by abusing himself and catching it in his hat.
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15th May 2014, 17:52 | #3 |
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15th May 2014, 17:53 | #4 |
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no, I just need someone to go in front and make sure things are up to scratch before I arrive...
Well done son, now get on with your job
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15th May 2014, 17:54 | #5 |
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15th May 2014, 17:59 | #6 |
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and before you ask my last slave was beaten to death for answering back...
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15th May 2014, 18:02 | #7 |
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The elephant is a dainty bird,
It hops from bough to bough, It lives up in a peanut tree, And sings like cow.
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15th May 2014, 18:05 | #8 |
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There was a young man here called Klazy
Who spent all his days on the Karzy He didn't have piles He was making new dials And selling to them to all the guys on the forum who wanted something a bit different by way of a little personal touch. |
15th May 2014, 18:15 | #9 |
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Gentle reminder chaps http://www.the75andztclub.co.uk/foru...hread.php?t=66
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15th May 2014, 18:27 | #10 |
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don't park your car under that tree...
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