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Old 10th November 2013, 16:18   #1
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Funny word isn't it?

To a carpet maker it's a long pile.
To a smoker it's type of tobacco.
To an American it's a dance.
To an ornithologist it's a sea bird.
And to you it's just a pipe dream.
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Old 10th November 2013, 16:36   #2
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Funny word isn't it?

To a carpet maker it's a long pile.
To a smoker it's type of tobacco.
To an American it's a dance.
To an ornithologist it's a sea bird.
And to you it's just a pipe dream.
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Old 10th November 2013, 16:56   #3
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Nah, do what I do, go on the internet now and then to give yer memory a jog innit... heh heh...
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Old 10th November 2013, 17:46   #4
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Speak for yourself!.....
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Old 10th November 2013, 18:22   #5
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Old 10th November 2013, 18:27   #6
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Nah, do what I do, go on the internet now and then to give yer memory a jog innit... heh heh...
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I didn't know that you used to smoke a pipe, James.
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Old 10th November 2013, 20:35   #7
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Nah, do what I do, go on the internet now and then to give yer memory a jog innit... heh heh...
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Here you go James, here's a little link to save you searching the net for birds
http://www.bing.com/search?setmkt=en-GB&q=shag+sea+bird
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Old 13th November 2013, 18:51   #8
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Funny word isn't it?

To a carpet maker it's a long pile.
To a smoker it's type of tobacco.
To an American it's a dance.
To an ornithologist it's a sea bird.
And to you it's just a pipe dream.
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