Poetry please

jonathan63 · 15th May 2014, 17:47

The was a young woman from Crew
Who said as the plumber withdrew
I'd sooner have the Vicar
He's quicker and slicker
and half an inch thinker than you.

Bum bum!

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There was a young man from Dundee
Who was stung on the arm by a wasp
When ask did it hurt
He said no it didn't
I'm glad it wasn't a hornet.

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The was a young woman from Devises
Who had breasts of different sizes

No, on second thoughts....

klarzy · 15th May 2014, 17:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonathan63

The was a young woman from Crew
Who said as the plumber withdrew
I'd sooner have the Vicar
He's quicker and slicker
and half an inch thinker than you.

Bum bum!

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There was a young man from Dundee
Who was stung on the arm by a wasp
When ask did it hurt
He said no it didn't
I'm glad it wasn't a hornet.

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The was a young woman from Devises
Who had breasts of different sizes

No, on second thoughts....

Underneath the village oak the village vicar sat.
Amusing himself by abusing himself and catching it in his hat.

jonathan63 · 15th May 2014, 17:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by klarzy

Underneath the village oak the village vicar sat.
Amusing himself by abusing himself and catching it in his hat.

Are you following me?

klarzy · 15th May 2014, 17:53

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Originally Posted by jonathan63

Are you following me?

no, I just need someone to go in front and make sure things are up to scratch before I arrive...

Well done son, now get on with your job

jonathan63 · 15th May 2014, 17:54

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Originally Posted by klarzy

no, I just need someone to go in front and make sure things are up to scratch before I arrive...

Well done son, now get on with your job

Yes sir.

klarzy · 15th May 2014, 17:59

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Originally Posted by jonathan63

Yes sir.

and before you ask my last slave was beaten to death for answering back...

rockabillyrambo · 16th May 2014, 15:56

This maybe a bit rude sorry if it upsets anyone but its all in fun.
It's all in vain standing on the seat the crabs in here can jump ten feet,
If you think that f**king high go next door the b**tareds fly.

rockabillyrambo · 16th May 2014, 16:00

You can hold my hand,
You can hold my heart.
But I tell you one thing I don't like the smell of that f**t.

klarzy · 16th May 2014, 16:04

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Originally Posted by rockabillyrambo

You can hold my hand,
You can hold my heart.
But I tell you one thing I don't like the smell of that f**t.

foot?.....

15th May 2014, 17:47	#1
jonathan63 This is my second home CDTi Conniosseur SE HLNav Tourer and a Personal Line CDT Conniosseur SE Tourer..for the time being. Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Cumbria Posts: 3,639 Thanks: 340 Thanked 423 Times in 294 Posts	Poetry please The was a young woman from Crew Who said as the plumber withdrew I'd sooner have the Vicar He's quicker and slicker and half an inch thinker than you. Bum bum! --------------------------------------- There was a young man from Dundee Who was stung on the arm by a wasp When ask did it hurt He said no it didn't I'm glad it wasn't a hornet. -------------------------------------- The was a young woman from Devises Who had breasts of different sizes No, on second thoughts....

16th May 2014, 15:56	#7
rockabillyrambo Regular poster Rover 75 Saloon Join Date: May 2014 Location: Collier Row Posts: 38 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 5 Posts	This maybe a bit rude sorry if it upsets anyone but its all in fun. It's all in vain standing on the seat the crabs in here can jump ten feet, If you think that fking high go next door the btareds fly.

16th May 2014, 16:00	#8
rockabillyrambo Regular poster Rover 75 Saloon Join Date: May 2014 Location: Collier Row Posts: 38 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 5 Posts	You can hold my hand, You can hold my heart. But I tell you one thing I don't like the smell of that f**t.