Chavs

Petew · 5th February 2007, 18:44

> Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?

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> A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

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> Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?

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> A. Society.

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> Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?

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> A. A bus shelter.

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> Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?

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> A. Granny.

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> Q. What do you call a chav in a box?

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> A. Innit.

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> Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

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> A. Sorted.

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> Q. What do you call a chav in a suit

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> A. The defendant.

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> Q. Why did the chav cross the road?

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> A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

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> Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?

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> A. The bride.

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> Q. If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?

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> A. It might be your bike.

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> Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?

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> A. What you looking at.

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> Q. Why are chavs like slinkys?

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> A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a

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> of stairs

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> Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?

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> A. The policeman!

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> Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?

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> A. A start.

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> Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Vauxhall Nova a shame?

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> A. Because a Nova has 4 seats.

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> Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?

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> A. A liar.

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> Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?

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> A. Big Mac please.

Kandyman · 7th February 2007, 01:26

Oh my so many funny ones

mykl · 7th February 2007, 16:11

This I found very funny

Simon · 7th February 2007, 19:47

Very very good!

This had me in laughter for a long time

5th February 2007, 18:44	#1
Petew Newbie zt190 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: N Wilts Posts: 18 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Chavs > Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut? > > A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. > > > Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? > > A. Society. > > > Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex? > > A. A bus shelter. > > > Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl? > > A. Granny. > > > Q. What do you call a chav in a box? > > A. Innit. > > > Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? > > A. Sorted. > > > Q. What do you call a chav in a suit > > A. The defendant. > > > Q. Why did the chav cross the road? > > A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever. > > > Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit? > > A. The bride. > > > Q. If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him? > > A. It might be your bike. > > > Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night? > > A. What you looking at. > > > Q. Why are chavs like slinkys? > > A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a > flight > > of stairs > > > Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving? > > A. The policeman! > > > Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river? > > A. A start. > > > Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Vauxhall Nova a shame? > > A. Because a Nova has 4 seats. > > > Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? > > A. A liar. > > > Q. What do you say to a chav with a job? > > A. Big Mac please.

7th February 2007, 16:11	#3
mykl Loves to post MG ZT 1.8T + 160.... Le-Mans Green Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Salisbury Wiltshire Posts: 396 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	This I found very funny __________________ mykl [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

7th February 2007, 01:26	#2
Kandyman Banned ROVER 75 2.5 V6 Connoisseur SE Limousine 2004 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Welling Posts: 10,995 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Oh my so many funny ones

7th February 2007, 19:47	#4
Simon Banned - Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: - Posts: 10,318 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	Very very good! This had me in laughter for a long time