Christmas cake

[FLYING BANANA]

Ingredients

1 cup of water, 1 tsp of baking powder, 1 cup of white sugar, 1 tsp of salt, 1 cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, 4 large eggs, lots of nuts, 2 cups of dried fruit and 1 large bottle of Vodka.

Method

1. Sample the Vodka to check the quality. Take a large bowl and prepare the ingredients. Pour 1 level cup of Vodka and drink.

2. Repeat with the Vodka.

3. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter into a large fluffy bowl.

4. Add 1 tsp of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Vodka is shtill ok.

5. Try another cup of Vodka, just in case it's gone off. Turn off the mixerer.

6. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in a cup of dried fruit.

7. Pick the fruit off of the floor.

8. Mix on the turner.

9. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose wit a drewscriver.

10. Sample the Vodka for tonsisticity.

11. Next sift 2 cups. Or something, who gives a shiz.

12. Check the Vodka.

13. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nutz.

14. Add one table.

15. Add a spoon of salt or somefink or whatever you can find.

16. Greash the oven and pea in the fridge.

17. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try and not fall over.

18. Don't forget to beat off the turnerer.

19. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish off the Vodka.

20. Fall into bed if possible.

Cherry Mistmas!

[Jay]

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