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Old 8th February 2019, 09:29   #1
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Default Blonde on plane.

Plane is on its way to Queensland,when a blonde in economy gets up and moves to 1st class. Attendant asks to see her ticket and tells her she must return to economy. Blonde replies "I'm blonde, beautiful and i am going to Queensland and i'm staying right here." Attendant sends for co-pilot,who tells blonde to move back to economy. Blonde replies "I'm blonde,beautiful and i am going to Queensland and i am staying right here." Co-pilot tells pilot about problem,who says "Leave it to me,i am married to a blonde and can speak blonde."
Pilot whispers in blondes ear and she gets up and goes back to economy.
Co-pilot asks pilot what he whispered to blonde.
" I told her 1st class is not going to Queensland."
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