Good old RAF
The MOD was conducting an all service briefing & the leader posed this question,
"What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?"
A sailor said "I'd step on it"
A soldier said "I'd squash it with my boot"
A marine said " I'd catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it"
An airman said, "I'd call room service and find out why there is a tent in my room"
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