Beware The Demon Drink
Paddy calls his lawyer and asks him "Is it true that people are suing tobacco companies for causing cancer from smoking?"
"Yes Patrick, that is indeed true" replies the lawyer.
"Is it also true that a lady sued McDonald's for millions after burning her tongue while drinking the hot coffee she'd ordered?"
"Yes Patrick, that's also true" says the lawyer.
"And that somebody is suing a fast food restaurant for making them obese and suffering from clogged arteries due to all the burgers and fatty food they ate there?"
"Yes Patrick, but why are you asking all these questions?"
"Well I was just wondering....do you think I could sue Guinness for making me sleep with all those ugly women?"
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This vehicle was born on Wednesday June 4th 2003 @ 08:24:38
This vehicle was the 73,905th 75 to run off the production line, out of 112,381
This vehicle was the 1,862nd 75 1.8 T Club SE to be made out of 3,980
This vehicle was the 6,856th 75 in Wedgewood Blue to be made out of 7,515 Wedgewood Blue 75s
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