In an independant SCOTLAND the manhandling of scrotes will be mandatory.
Vigilantes will roam the streets and the belt will be re-introduced to schools , the police will return to the streets and a clip round the ear approved, they will also be allowed to take neds round the corner for a swift kick up the rectus .
parents will be permitted to smack an unruly childs leg and cheeky yoots can be whacked with a rolled up newspaper .
Yes we will be going back to the good old bad days of my youth.
