Wedding
Rover 75 man falls in love: the wedding day is set. He then realises it falls on the same day as he has booked to travel to the POL
and that he can't be in two places at one time. So he places the following advert in the local paper:
Wedding day clashes with travel arrangements for the POL. Looking for someone to take over the booking. She is very kind and nice, and will make a wonderful wife.
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