Well, as I've done something really daft, I thought I'd tell you all about it.
This morning I went to do an oil change on my new ZT-T; the oil was like treacle.
New oil and filter in hand, tools at the ready - excellent. Let's crack on.
Old oil drained, new filter fitted, all hunky dory. New oil in... except nothing showing on the dipstick.
Turns out, I'd not put the sump plug back in, and had no car to go and get more oil with!
So, what have you done that's made you feel like a right wally?
I'm now waiting for a taxi...