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Originally Posted by Dallas
I was first treated for epididymitis with no.....
Did you guys get the ache/pain go down your legs and into your feet and effect your walking? Its only now the docs have started listing to me, if they leave me any longer I'm not going to be able to walk.
Just imagine... man disabled due to his balls.
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Please, forgive the
snip, no pun intended, I've been avoiding this thread for long enough.
That seems an entirely satisfactory epitaph to me. Having that on my gravestone would serve as an epitaph to be proud of.
Just imagine, all those Sunday afternoons of gentle and worthy parishioners on their post-prandial parades, full of stuffing and wine, seeing that legend on Yours Truly's memorial in the municipal eternity storage facility. Not saying I would necessarily turn in my trough but surely an admiring grin would be excusable?
My best wishes to the OP, former glories and triumphs must surely abound.