Sentimental old man.
An elderly couple out shopping,soon got split up. Desperate to find him as there was so much shopping to do she phoned his mobile."Where are you,she asked.His reply " Remember about ten years ago when we were standing outside that jewellers and you admired that beautiful diamond necklace,but at the time we decided we couldn't afford it." With a tear in her eye she replied "Of course i do."
" Well i'm in the pub next door."
__________________
- John B signing out
Maralyn was born 9th Sept 2004 14.44.48.
103,597 of 112,381 (75s)
3,021 of 4,744 Connie SE
239 of 1.685 Platinum Gold.
"Maralyn": Platinum Blonde,Troublesome,Unpredictable.
Last edited by jackatesme; 30th November 2019 at 21:18..
|