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Originally Posted by coolcat
Morning all,
Chucking it down here............How is it Norfolk way ?
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Wet by the time you get there
Morning all - a bit of a grey dank day, but as it's the first Monday of the month, it's haircut day - short back and sides and a coat of wax on top to keep the rain out.
Spotted this on my travels and thought I would share it with fellow retirees on here:
Why I Like Retirement !
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday to Friday, NOTHING. Saturday & Sunday, I rest.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.
