Having given it some measure of thought I think the children should be the ones to have cleaning the chimneys. They will fit up them better and it will keep them out of mischief. And what else can we do with them? ..... There's no point educating or training them for anything else because there aren't any proper jobs for them.
I should be in charge of the government really. In just a couple of days I've sorted adult unemployment, youth unemployment and migrant hand-outs ..... and as a bonus we'll have the cleanest chimneys in the world.
