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Old 23rd June 2018, 08:15   #22
coab
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2007 57 GOLF GTi EDITION 30 DSG

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My only worry is that Im 48 in September and I retire in 20 years time and I will never get to own any of these new Rovers before I croak it.
Is there any chance I can have a tour around your shed before I drop off this earth so I can say Ive been to the production plant?
I want a Rover with..
A digital clock
Walnut plastic
A fag lighter
Blue tint at the top of the windscreen
One of those pimpled rubber mats that fit into a groove on top of the dash
A passenger air bag that sticks out of the passenger side dash as if it was an after thought
Hydro suspension that needs pumping up every year
Black sills that can be painted with tar to prevent more rust
A big fancy plastic....sorry chrome grill
A Lucas radio
And above all an aerial that sticks out of the front wing.
That is a real Rover!


Oh and built in Bradford sticker on the rear window.
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