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Old 10th July 2008, 12:26   #240
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Wink Car Trouble................

A man's car stopped dead along the old country road. He got out of his car, lifted the bonnet, and looked at the motor. Just then, a big black and white cow came along and stopped beside him. The cow also peered under the bonnet. "Your trouble is probably the carburetor", said the cow.

The startled man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. He told the farmer what had happened. The farmer asked, "Was the cow black and white?" "Yes, yes!" cried the motorist. "Oh, don't pay any attention to Ol' Bossy. She doesn't know a thing about modern cars."
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