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brum29 · 28th May 2008, 20:01

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette went to heaven.

"There are 1000 steps to heaven and I will tell you a joke every step. If you laugh, you don't get to heaven," God told the girls.

The redhead made it to the 45th step, the brunette made it to the 200th step, and the blonde made it to the 999th step.

When the blonde arrived at the 999th step, she laughed before God could even tell her the joke.

"What's so funny? I haven't even told the joke yet," God said.

"I know! I just got the first one!" the blonde replied.

28th May 2008, 20:01	#145
brum29 Passed Away Rover 75 Tourer 2L CDT Club SE 2002 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: B.V.T - Birmingham Posts: 832 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	1000 steps to heaven............ A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette went to heaven. "There are 1000 steps to heaven and I will tell you a joke every step. If you laugh, you don't get to heaven," God told the girls. The redhead made it to the 45th step, the brunette made it to the 200th step, and the blonde made it to the 999th step. When the blonde arrived at the 999th step, she laughed before God could even tell her the joke. "What's so funny? I haven't even told the joke yet," God said. "I know! I just got the first one!" the blonde replied.