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brum29 · 26th May 2008, 17:22

A man in his 40's bought a newish Rover 75 CDTi and was out on the motorway for a nice evening drive, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 90 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

"There's no way they can catch a Rover 75 CDTi" he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 100, 120.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, looked at his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."

The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a traffic cop and I was afraid you were trying to give her back."

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

26th May 2008, 17:22	#141
brum29 Passed Away Rover 75 Tourer 2L CDT Club SE 2002 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: B.V.T - Birmingham Posts: 832 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	The Excuse.......... A man in his 40's bought a newish Rover 75 CDTi and was out on the motorway for a nice evening drive, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 90 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Rover 75 CDTi" he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 100, 120.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, looked at his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a traffic cop and I was afraid you were trying to give her back." "Have a nice weekend," said the officer.