I was very drunk (after a stag night out in London) on a night bus that T-boned a taxi that pulled out in front of us in front of a police station at 2 in the morning.
I went into the station to summon help, and was joined on the bus by a very attract WPC Sherwood.
My opening line to her was.............
" Do you know Robin Hood Maid Marion ?????"
At which point she told me to shut up or get arrested.........
