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Forum: Social Forum 25th September 2013, 19:36
Replies: 33
Views: 2,021
Posted By FredSpencer
Anyone making, or contemplating making, an...

Anyone making, or contemplating making, an ignorant xenophobic comment, George.
Forum: Regional Events Forum: The Midlands 25th September 2013, 19:21
Replies: 88
Views: 2,896
Posted By FredSpencer
If you want a more northerly venue I know a house...

If you want a more northerly venue I know a house in Leeds that will be empty all over the Christmas period .....I have it on good authority the owners will be away on holiday so there'll be plenty...
Forum: Social Forum 25th September 2013, 18:49
Replies: 33
Views: 2,021
Posted By FredSpencer
A colleague of mine lost two relatives in this...

A colleague of mine lost two relatives in this massacre, an elderly aunt and a 17 year old nephew, both shot dead. He doesn't blame any religion for what happened, just bad people. Please, express...
Forum: The Valeting Forum 6th September 2013, 17:03
Replies: 21
Views: 2,173
Posted By FredSpencer
This ...

This (http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=207877)offer at Clean Your Car is still running if it's any use to you.
Forum: Social Forum 5th September 2013, 18:24
Replies: 30
Views: 1,386
Posted By FredSpencer
My electric rear blind works perfectly and I find...

My electric rear blind works perfectly and I find it useful. It helps shade the car when parked on sunny days and filters the light when the sun is behind and low in the sky, as it will be in the...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 5th September 2013, 17:53
Replies: 33
Views: 2,192
Posted By FredSpencer
Is that the 'after' shot? ;) :getmecoat:

Is that the 'after' shot? ;) :getmecoat:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 4th September 2013, 18:10
Replies: 33
Views: 2,192
Posted By FredSpencer
Tardis seems to be the most recommended product...

Tardis seems to be the most recommended product on Detailing World (http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=1277).

If it works like it does here in Leeds the people...
Forum: Social Forum 2nd September 2013, 20:35
Replies: 99
Views: 5,349
Posted By FredSpencer
Some fish would go well with your bread ........

Some fish would go well with your bread ..... you'll be able to feed a lot of new friends. ;)
Forum: Social Forum 2nd September 2013, 18:44
Replies: 99
Views: 5,349
Posted By FredSpencer
A very sensible choice ..... you can wash it more...

A very sensible choice ..... you can wash it more times than cheaper thin stuff. ;)
Forum: Social Forum 2nd September 2013, 18:28
Replies: 99
Views: 5,349
Posted By FredSpencer
It's good to hear you're only spending your money...

It's good to hear you're only spending your money on essentials. ;)
Forum: Social Forum 1st September 2013, 16:39
Replies: 12
Views: 899
Posted By FredSpencer
And I just don't want to get tied up in this...

And I just don't want to get tied up in this thread. ;) :getmecoat: (Btw that's my coat I'm putting on, not a straight jacket ..... honest. ;))
Forum: Photography Corner 1st September 2013, 16:20
Replies: 16
Views: 947
Posted By FredSpencer
I was originally full of sympathy for you but...

I was originally full of sympathy for you but with further consideration I've decided it's your own fault for going to an exotic foreign country ..... it must have been all the fancy food they have...
Forum: Social Forum 1st September 2013, 16:10
Replies: 12
Views: 899
Posted By FredSpencer
Depends what it's made from ..... so I've heard....

Depends what it's made from ..... so I've heard. :o ;) :getmecoat:
Forum: Photography Corner 1st September 2013, 16:00
Replies: 16
Views: 947
Posted By FredSpencer
You had the trots for 19 days? Poor you. :shrug:...

You had the trots for 19 days? Poor you. :shrug: ;) :getmecoat:
Forum: Social Forum 1st September 2013, 15:18
Replies: 99
Views: 5,349
Posted By FredSpencer
Mornin' Phil, If I can manage it I'll try to...

Mornin' Phil,

If I can manage it I'll try to bring a six pack to the party. ;)

1. With regard to this thread and others like it where there is a generalisation that everyone in a particular...
Forum: Social Forum 1st September 2013, 10:05
Replies: 99
Views: 5,349
Posted By FredSpencer
A quick bit of Googling: This...

A quick bit of Googling:

This (https://www.gov.uk/government/policies/reducing-tax-evasion-and-avoidance#issue) site shows some figures about tax not paid.

And this...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 1st September 2013, 08:47
Replies: 7
Views: 609
Posted By FredSpencer
A quick wipe over with Showroom Shine and it'll...

A quick wipe over with Showroom Shine and it'll look as good as new ..... apparently. ;)
Forum: Social Forum 31st August 2013, 23:37
Replies: 99
Views: 5,349
Posted By FredSpencer
Opinions, by their very nature, are personal. ...

Opinions, by their very nature, are personal.

I think the theme of the thread is about society, with nothing religious or controversial so far. It's inevitable that politics have a bearing on...
Forum: Social Forum 31st August 2013, 21:36
Replies: 99
Views: 5,349
Posted By FredSpencer
They're only young, they'll grow out of it ........

They're only young, they'll grow out of it ..... won't they? ;)
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 31st August 2013, 19:44
Replies: 7
Views: 609
Posted By FredSpencer
Looks good. You should do the one with the dull...

Looks good. You should do the one with the dull red bonnet next ..... I'm sure it would be more of a challenge. ;)
Forum: Social Forum 31st August 2013, 19:29
Replies: 99
Views: 5,349
Posted By FredSpencer
You've given yourself away - you must be rich...

You've given yourself away - you must be rich ..... not only can you afford to eat every day but you know about eating 5 a day. ;) :getmecoat:
Forum: Social Forum 31st August 2013, 19:21
Replies: 15
Views: 1,094
Posted By FredSpencer
Gas guzzling monsters, polluting the atmosphere...

Gas guzzling monsters, polluting the atmosphere all the time - should be banned by parliament. ..... Oh, I've gone all political about them. ;) :getmecoat:
Forum: Social Forum 31st August 2013, 19:06
Replies: 15
Views: 1,094
Posted By FredSpencer
You noticed a similarity too? ;)

You noticed a similarity too? ;)
Forum: Social Forum 31st August 2013, 19:05
Replies: 15
Views: 1,094
Posted By FredSpencer
They happen all the time. Some get closed, some...

They happen all the time. Some get closed, some don't. And some get closed quicker than others. There's a thread running at the moment that the Mod who closed this one has been tidying up by...
Forum: Social Forum 31st August 2013, 18:59
Replies: 15
Views: 1,094
Posted By FredSpencer
And I thought it was closed 'cos I was going to...

And I thought it was closed 'cos I was going to agree with Scribbler. ;)
Forum: Social Forum 31st August 2013, 18:33
Replies: 99
Views: 5,349
Posted By FredSpencer
Can't say I've read any such newspaper articles...

Can't say I've read any such newspaper articles and it does depend on which ones you read - in my case I buy none and only occasionally look at some that might be lying around somewhere.

I've...
Forum: Social Forum 31st August 2013, 14:58
Replies: 99
Views: 5,349
Posted By FredSpencer
Not everyone who is getting a state pension has...

Not everyone who is getting a state pension has earned it, in as much as many haven't made the full contributions and some none at all. The number who have made no, or very little, contributions is...
Forum: Social Forum 31st August 2013, 13:46
Replies: 99
Views: 5,349
Posted By FredSpencer
Flyer, get your flask and pack-up before you read...

Flyer, get your flask and pack-up before you read this ..... you're going to need it. ;)



Not even close. Your figure is less than half the total for last year. It would cover the pensions bill...
Forum: Social Forum 29th August 2013, 23:28
Replies: 99
Views: 5,349
Posted By FredSpencer
I understand where you're coming from with this,...

I understand where you're coming from with this, although I have seen something of this type of establishment on TV recently. A good idea but comes at a cost and we need a solution for that.

I...
Forum: Social Forum 29th August 2013, 22:59
Replies: 99
Views: 5,349
Posted By FredSpencer
I'm not looking forward to the day of judgement...

I'm not looking forward to the day of judgement ..... I doubt I would like it up me. ;)
Forum: Social Forum 29th August 2013, 22:51
Replies: 99
Views: 5,349
Posted By FredSpencer
I don't think it would ..... surely there's no...

I don't think it would ..... surely there's no right not to work ..... what's the world coming to? Harrumph! ;)



Would they work on George? ..... Only kidding. ;)
Forum: Social Forum 29th August 2013, 22:43
Replies: 99
Views: 5,349
Posted By FredSpencer
Do a Churchill, eh? ..... Send the Army against...

Do a Churchill, eh? ..... Send the Army against them with bayonets fixed? ;)
Forum: Social Forum 29th August 2013, 22:32
Replies: 99
Views: 5,349
Posted By FredSpencer
Not wanting to put you under pressure, Phil, but...

Not wanting to put you under pressure, Phil, but I'm pinning my hopes on you coming up with a complete solution within 24 hours. ;)



Never heard of Dads Army? ;)
Forum: Social Forum 29th August 2013, 22:20
Replies: 99
Views: 5,349
Posted By FredSpencer
Can't afford coffee, George. As a low paid public...

Can't afford coffee, George. As a low paid public sector worker who hasn't had a pay rise for 4 years I make do with a used tea bag most of the time. The exception is on a Sunday when I start a new...
Forum: Social Forum 29th August 2013, 21:46
Replies: 99
Views: 5,349
Posted By FredSpencer
Harry chose to leave out the third part of my...

Harry chose to leave out the third part of my post that he quoted but it contained my most important point so I have quoted it myself below:



This is the way I look at it. Even if all...
Forum: Social Forum 28th August 2013, 18:30
Replies: 99
Views: 5,349
Posted By FredSpencer
I understood you perfectly well. :}

I understood you perfectly well. :}
Forum: Social Forum 28th August 2013, 18:03
Replies: 99
Views: 5,349
Posted By FredSpencer
The fundamental fact that no-one mentions when...

The fundamental fact that no-one mentions when they start this kind of thread is that there aren't enough jobs in this country for everybody to have one and that's the way the powers that be like it...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 28th August 2013, 17:10
Replies: 19
Views: 1,040
Posted By FredSpencer
You've obviously not fitted enough bling to...

You've obviously not fitted enough bling to dazzle the tester ..... unlike someone else we know. ;)
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 27th August 2013, 17:26
Replies: 34
Views: 1,584
Posted By FredSpencer
Congratulations, Ronnie. They obviously didn't...

Congratulations, Ronnie. They obviously didn't weigh it to check if all your bling took it over the limit. ;) :getmecoat:
Forum: Regional Events Forum: Yorkshire & North Lincolnshire 20th August 2013, 22:15
Replies: 115
Views: 6,559
Posted By FredSpencer
Cute or what eh, Stu? :drool4:

Cute or what eh, Stu? :drool4:
Forum: Regional Events Forum: Yorkshire & North Lincolnshire 20th August 2013, 19:10
Replies: 115
Views: 6,559
Posted By FredSpencer
Phil, I just add the image size I've...

Phil,

I just add the image size I've re-sized to, i.e, "I'm one of the little maids-800", :p:, where 800 is the length of the longest side in pixels. This can make it easier to keep track of the...
Forum: Regional Events Forum: Yorkshire & North Lincolnshire 20th August 2013, 18:11
Replies: 115
Views: 6,559
Posted By FredSpencer
Some nice cars there .... even the funny little...

Some nice cars there .... even the funny little red one. ;) :getmecoat:
Forum: Social Forum 19th August 2013, 17:33
Replies: 7
Views: 318
Posted By FredSpencer
Or a Walnut Whip. ;) :getmecoat:

Or a Walnut Whip. ;) :getmecoat:
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 16th August 2013, 00:52
Replies: 26
Views: 1,406
Posted By FredSpencer
I'll freely admit there are times that I don't...

I'll freely admit there are times that I don't check mine and sometime later find my fly open ..... but I think that's more to do with old age than my driving ability. :confused: ;)
Forum: Regional Events Forum: Yorkshire & North Lincolnshire 13th August 2013, 21:11
Replies: 115
Views: 6,559
Posted By FredSpencer
Same rank - my uniform was modeled on his. And I...

Same rank - my uniform was modeled on his. And I only had little legs so couldn't keep up ..... that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. ;)
Forum: Regional Events Forum: Yorkshire & North Lincolnshire 13th August 2013, 18:36
Replies: 115
Views: 6,559
Posted By FredSpencer
Here's the shot of me I spoke about on the deck...

Here's the shot of me I spoke about on the deck of the troop ship coming back from Singapore ..... I'm the little young one before Ronnie says anything. ;)
...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 13th August 2013, 08:12
Replies: 14
Views: 1,303
Posted By FredSpencer
If it helps you to decide here is my Typhoon with...

If it helps you to decide here is my Typhoon with chrome strips. It was like this when I got it but I do like it.

http://www.lakelandphotography.net/./Fred/IMG_1075-800.jpg
Forum: Regional Events Forum: Yorkshire & North Lincolnshire 12th August 2013, 09:34
Replies: 115
Views: 6,559
Posted By FredSpencer
You got lost, eh? ;) I went the long way...

You got lost, eh? ;)

I went the long way home, or it seemed like it with the directions the biddy in the box gave me. Very scenic though, up and down hills and through twisty Z bends. I got stuck...
Forum: Regional Events Forum: Yorkshire & North Lincolnshire 11th August 2013, 20:49
Replies: 115
Views: 6,559
Posted By FredSpencer
No problem delivering to Dave. We have to keep...

No problem delivering to Dave. We have to keep him busy ...... or he starts thinking up more stuff to do. ;)
Forum: Regional Events Forum: Yorkshire & North Lincolnshire 11th August 2013, 20:13
Replies: 115
Views: 6,559
Posted By FredSpencer
Thank God for that! ..... My puddin' bulge...

Thank God for that! ..... My puddin' bulge wouldn't have looked good. :o
Forum: Regional Events Forum: Yorkshire & North Lincolnshire 11th August 2013, 19:24
Replies: 115
Views: 6,559
Posted By FredSpencer
I've got belly ache ..... I knew I shouldn't have...

I've got belly ache ..... I knew I shouldn't have tried to out do The Pie Man! ;)

Ronnie, I'm glad you like your polished nuts ..... I'm just sorry it was me that gave you them and not the...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 10th August 2013, 09:53
Replies: 14
Views: 861
Posted By FredSpencer
A desperate effort to make a silver car stand...

A desperate effort to make a silver car stand out. ;) :getmecoat:
Forum: Social Forum 9th August 2013, 20:58
Replies: 35
Views: 1,357
Posted By FredSpencer
George in a skirt would be enough to frighten...

George in a skirt would be enough to frighten anything away. ;)
Forum: Social Forum 9th August 2013, 20:55
Replies: 35
Views: 1,357
Posted By FredSpencer
Well, that's the best kids party I've ever been...

Well, that's the best kids party I've ever been to. If they were all like that I'd go to a lot more. :o

The woman doing the animal presentation was really good . A bit of education (where the...
Forum: Social Forum 9th August 2013, 11:54
Replies: 35
Views: 1,357
Posted By FredSpencer
George, spiders eat the things that are bad in...

George, spiders eat the things that are bad in your house, you should learn to live with them. Just pick them up and move them if you don't like looking at them ..... that's if they don't run away...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 9th August 2013, 11:49
Replies: 73
Views: 4,712
Posted By FredSpencer
I'd be happy for anyone to lean on my car for a...

I'd be happy for anyone to lean on my car for a while ..... with a polishing machine. ;) :D
Forum: Social Forum 9th August 2013, 10:00
Replies: 35
Views: 1,357
Posted By FredSpencer
There'll be plenty of the first two but I can...

There'll be plenty of the first two but I can live without the last one ..... although there'll be that many people there it'll seem like it. :D
Forum: Regional Events Forum: Yorkshire & North Lincolnshire 9th August 2013, 09:52
Replies: 115
Views: 6,559
Posted By FredSpencer
If I do make it to the meet I can do that.

If I do make it to the meet I can do that.
Forum: Social Forum 9th August 2013, 09:47
Replies: 35
Views: 1,357
Posted By FredSpencer
It's my twin grandkids sixth birthday party this...

It's my twin grandkids sixth birthday party this afternoon and we've got spiders and snakes coming to that ..... I'm thinking it's going to be the quietest kids party on record. :D
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 8th August 2013, 19:06
Replies: 81
Views: 4,372
Posted By FredSpencer
I'm safe as houses ...... seeing as you can't...

I'm safe as houses ...... seeing as you can't remember what I look like. ;) :p: :D
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 8th August 2013, 18:59
Replies: 81
Views: 4,372
Posted By FredSpencer
I did that on another car and found I ended up...

I did that on another car and found I ended up with filthy clay all the sooner and used more - cheaper to clean it then clay it, but each to their own.
Forum: The 75 & ZT Gallery 8th August 2013, 18:52
Replies: 13
Views: 952
Posted By FredSpencer
I don't think she means the age I am ..... more...

I don't think she means the age I am ..... more the age I act. ;)
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 8th August 2013, 18:49
Replies: 81
Views: 4,372
Posted By FredSpencer
You really look after her, Jimbob ..... that's...

You really look after her, Jimbob ..... that's more often than your annual bath. ;) :p: :getmecoat:
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 8th August 2013, 18:44
Replies: 81
Views: 4,372
Posted By FredSpencer
Before you clay you need to strip off whatever is...

Before you clay you need to strip off whatever is already on by way of protection so you're right down to the paint surface. Then do the claying, polishing and protecting, in that order. Polishing...
Forum: The 75 & ZT Gallery 8th August 2013, 18:26
Replies: 18
Views: 1,213
Posted By FredSpencer
You mustn't rub hard with clay or you can do...

You mustn't rub hard with clay or you can do damage. All you do is glide it over the surface through whatever lubricant you are using for it. It takes a bit of time but no significant pressure is...
Forum: Social Forum 8th August 2013, 18:13
Replies: 7
Views: 488
Posted By FredSpencer
If you haven't already bought the snow foam you...

If you haven't already bought the snow foam you might like to look into doing a pre-wash instead. The gadget that came with the washer is fine for applying that. I do it with some Bilt Hamber trial...
Forum: The 75 & ZT Gallery 8th August 2013, 18:01
Replies: 13
Views: 952
Posted By FredSpencer
Not when it's as good looking as Carla's. ;) ...

Not when it's as good looking as Carla's. ;)





That's me off to the naughty step. :getmecoat: :D
Forum: Regional Events Forum: Yorkshire & North Lincolnshire 8th August 2013, 17:42
Replies: 115
Views: 6,559
Posted By FredSpencer
Have you decided on those horrible, cheap and...

Have you decided on those horrible, cheap and nasty 11 spokes then? They won't look right till they have some chrome nut covers, will they? ;) :D
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 8th August 2013, 17:34
Replies: 81
Views: 4,372
Posted By FredSpencer
Carla, I will second the advice of using Farecla...

Carla, I will second the advice of using Farecla G3 for scratch removal. It's not expensive and can be done by hand. It can take quite a while and some effort and you need to use the right pad, but...
Forum: Regional Events Forum: Yorkshire & North Lincolnshire 8th August 2013, 16:51
Replies: 115
Views: 6,559
Posted By FredSpencer
That's almost enough to tempt me to turn up. ;)...

That's almost enough to tempt me to turn up. ;) :getmecoat:
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 6th August 2013, 19:16
Replies: 10
Views: 705
Posted By FredSpencer
That's where you're going wrong ..... you should...

That's where you're going wrong ..... you should bend over to be corrected properly. ; :getmecoat:

My money is on White Gold for the car. Someone could ask what the paint code is if they really...
Forum: Social Forum 6th August 2013, 17:57
Replies: 62
Views: 3,193
Posted By FredSpencer
Loved the Georgian electric gates and Georgian...

Loved the Georgian electric gates and Georgian CCTV. :D
Forum: Technical Help Forum 31st July 2013, 21:02
Replies: 49
Views: 3,060
Posted By FredSpencer
Looks very similar to me. Same dark hair ........

Looks very similar to me. Same dark hair ..... just in a different place. ;)
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 31st July 2013, 18:58
Replies: 13
Views: 1,017
Posted By FredSpencer
If it happened in Leeds I could be the one who...

If it happened in Leeds I could be the one who dealt with it, but you'd have to submit the claim yourself.
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 31st July 2013, 18:29
Replies: 13
Views: 1,017
Posted By FredSpencer
That's not particularly deep. I suspect you...

That's not particularly deep. I suspect you already had something wrong and the pothole just finished it off.

My reference to doing it yourself was really for anyone else who might want to claim...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 31st July 2013, 18:00
Replies: 4
Views: 652
Posted By FredSpencer
Mine sounds for about 5 seconds and then stops...

Mine sounds for about 5 seconds and then stops ..... everyone thinks it's a reversing warning thing (which I actually prefer it to be). ;)
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 31st July 2013, 17:33
Replies: 13
Views: 1,017
Posted By FredSpencer
I'd be interested to see a photo of the pothole....

I'd be interested to see a photo of the pothole. Must be a corker if it can do that at 10mph.

I would agree about doing the claim yourself (although it isn't a forgone conclusion you'll get paid)...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 30th July 2013, 18:23
Replies: 49
Views: 3,060
Posted By FredSpencer
Can't think why you'd want to see a photo of an...

Can't think why you'd want to see a photo of an old dog like me but here goes. ;)
Forum: Social Forum 30th July 2013, 18:12
Replies: 15
Views: 1,180
Posted By FredSpencer
They eat other insects that damage crops ........

They eat other insects that damage crops ..... well worth having around.
Forum: Social Forum 30th July 2013, 17:59
Replies: 51
Views: 1,479
Posted By FredSpencer
Better than hanging out of your kilt. :o ...

Better than hanging out of your kilt. :o

Wait till the creaks start. ;)
Forum: Technical Help Forum 30th July 2013, 17:47
Replies: 49
Views: 3,060
Posted By FredSpencer
It's in Kent ..... not far to go to get to...

It's in Kent ..... not far to go to get to France. ;)
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 29th July 2013, 18:37
Replies: 4
Views: 516
Posted By FredSpencer
It's the ashtray ..... might be bunged up with...

It's the ashtray ..... might be bunged up with fag ends. :shrug:
Forum: Social Forum 25th July 2013, 22:08
Replies: 51
Views: 1,853
Posted By FredSpencer
You don't actually have to go there, you know...

You don't actually have to go there, you know ..... you can play bingo on line these days. ;)
Forum: Social Forum 23rd July 2013, 19:16
Replies: 29
Views: 1,369
Posted By FredSpencer
It will definitely get too hot ..... with a fur...

It will definitely get too hot ..... with a fur coat on. ;)
Forum: Social Forum 23rd July 2013, 19:03
Replies: 22
Views: 943
Posted By FredSpencer
I'm trying to think of a rhyme, That explains...

I'm trying to think of a rhyme,
That explains the peculiar time,
When Derek had bent over,
For a man in a Rover.

It could have been worse,
I might have written a verse,
About a big fella from...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 23rd July 2013, 18:35
Replies: 255
Views: 10,884
Posted By FredSpencer
The V8's don't fall into the same classification...

The V8's don't fall into the same classification as the rest of the models. They were somewhat specialized/elitist when they came out and have remained so. I would imagine most are second/special...
Forum: Social Forum 23rd July 2013, 08:06
Replies: 51
Views: 1,853
Posted By FredSpencer
Prince Michael, eh? ;)

Prince Michael, eh? ;)
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 22nd July 2013, 22:36
Replies: 255
Views: 10,884
Posted By FredSpencer
The simple answer is that they are expensive...

The simple answer is that they are expensive cheap cars, better than others that aren't as good but worse than those that are better ..... if I've understood all the previous posts. :confused:...
Forum: Social Forum 22nd July 2013, 21:33
Replies: 10
Views: 571
Posted By FredSpencer
Nah ..... just that you're getting old. ;)...

Nah ..... just that you're getting old. ;) :getmecoat:
Forum: Social Forum 22nd July 2013, 21:15
Replies: 51
Views: 1,853
Posted By FredSpencer
Congratulations to them. :) They're a lot...

Congratulations to them. :)


They're a lot cheaper than a President. ;)
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 21st July 2013, 22:07
Replies: 255
Views: 10,884
Posted By FredSpencer
Hussy! ;) :getmecoat:

Hussy! ;) :getmecoat:
Forum: Social Forum 21st July 2013, 09:19
Replies: 11
Views: 526
Posted By FredSpencer
They're not all as grumpy as George, you know. ;)...

They're not all as grumpy as George, you know. ;) :D
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 21st July 2013, 08:27
Replies: 255
Views: 10,884
Posted By FredSpencer
Must be something wrong with it that you're not...

Must be something wrong with it that you're not telling us about if you're letting it go that cheaply. ;)
Forum: Social Forum 21st July 2013, 08:20
Replies: 39
Views: 1,258
Posted By FredSpencer
Happy birthday, Dave, have a good'un. :wine:

Happy birthday, Dave, have a good'un. :wine:
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 19th July 2013, 19:18
Replies: 71
Views: 2,057
Posted By FredSpencer
HI HO! ;) :getmecoat:

HI HO! ;) :getmecoat:
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 19th July 2013, 17:26
Replies: 71
Views: 2,057
Posted By FredSpencer
Yes I do and yes I have. ;)

Yes I do and yes I have. ;)
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 19th July 2013, 16:57
Replies: 71
Views: 2,057
Posted By FredSpencer
Ronnie, you need a nice set of Unions ..... they...

Ronnie, you need a nice set of Unions ..... they suit the car much better than either of these. ;) :getmecoat:
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 17th July 2013, 17:55
Replies: 59
Views: 2,035
Posted By FredSpencer
They're her cleaning elves. Could stand one on...

They're her cleaning elves. Could stand one on the bonnet and one on the boot ..... job's a good'un. ;)
Forum: Social Forum 13th July 2013, 21:51
Replies: 10
Bbq
Views: 418
Posted By FredSpencer
No, Ken would have your guts for garters if you...

No, Ken would have your guts for garters if you knocked her about. ;)
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 13th July 2013, 21:20
Replies: 67
Views: 3,450
Posted By FredSpencer
Oh, and that's my parking space at Elvington...

Oh, and that's my parking space at Elvington ..... next to the Saracen. ;)

http://www.lakelandphotography.net/./Fred/IMG_4814-800.jpg
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 13th July 2013, 21:02
Replies: 67
Views: 3,450
Posted By FredSpencer
Oh how you misjudge us. None of that will matter...

Oh how you misjudge us. None of that will matter ..... so long as you've got big t***. ;) :getmecoat:
Forum: Social Forum 13th July 2013, 20:22
Replies: 10
Bbq
Views: 418
Posted By FredSpencer
Do they use soap? :shrug: ;)

Do they use soap? :shrug: ;)
Forum: Social Forum 12th July 2013, 17:01
Replies: 1,962
Views: 97,452
Posted By FredSpencer
If he's adamant the brakes are OK invite him to...

If he's adamant the brakes are OK invite him to stand in front of the car while you do a brake test. ;)
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 11th July 2013, 17:21
Replies: 71
Views: 4,029
Posted By FredSpencer
Excuse me you lot! I've already hijacked this...

Excuse me you lot! I've already hijacked this thread ..... go get your own. ;) :D :getmecoat:
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 10th July 2013, 17:40
Replies: 71
Views: 4,029
Posted By FredSpencer
I'll start you off with a couple: politician and...

I'll start you off with a couple: politician and banker. I'm sure others will follow. ;)
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 10th July 2013, 17:37
Replies: 71
Views: 4,029
Posted By FredSpencer
I can see where you've got mixed up there. The...

I can see where you've got mixed up there. The punishment I awarded is a fixed term, not whole life, and therefore not affected by the latest carefully thought out ruling from Europe ..... it's just...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 9th July 2013, 21:27
Replies: 71
Views: 4,029
Posted By FredSpencer
God no! ..... Their voices are screechy enough...

God no! ..... Their voices are screechy enough already. ;)
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 9th July 2013, 21:01
Replies: 71
Views: 4,029
Posted By FredSpencer
Is that your way of getting round the swear...

Is that your way of getting round the swear filter?
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 9th July 2013, 20:43
Replies: 71
Views: 4,029
Posted By FredSpencer
Spare the rod and spoil the fishing ..... or...

Spare the rod and spoil the fishing ..... or something like that. :D
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 9th July 2013, 19:37
Replies: 71
Views: 4,029
Posted By FredSpencer
The punishment is to watch Eastenders for a week....

The punishment is to watch Eastenders for a week. :D
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 9th July 2013, 19:11
Replies: 71
Views: 4,029
Posted By FredSpencer
You troublemaker, you! ;) :getmecoat:

You troublemaker, you! ;) :getmecoat:
Forum: Humour Corner 9th July 2013, 18:20
Replies: 8
Views: 654
Posted By FredSpencer
Every bloomin' week! ;) :getmecoat:

Every bloomin' week! ;) :getmecoat:
Forum: Social Forum 8th July 2013, 20:52
Replies: 82
Views: 2,698
Posted By FredSpencer
Half Irish, surely? ..... Jock O'Vich. ;)

Half Irish, surely? ..... Jock O'Vich. ;)
Forum: Social Forum 7th July 2013, 18:55
Replies: 82
Views: 2,698
Posted By FredSpencer
That's the BBC Sports Personality of the Year...

That's the BBC Sports Personality of the Year sorted.

That's not a dig, nor is it an invitation for digs. He's committed himself for years to become the best tennis player he can be in an era of...
Forum: Social Forum 4th July 2013, 22:25
Replies: 64
Views: 2,517
Posted By FredSpencer
So, he dances with an old Pole, does he? ;)

So, he dances with an old Pole, does he? ;)
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 4th July 2013, 20:43
Replies: 16
Views: 1,091
Posted By FredSpencer
Might be able to cut that budget a bit if we can...

Might be able to cut that budget a bit if we can persuade plenty of immigrants to come over to join my fire watch scheme ..... with a bit of luck we'll have some in every street in the land. ;)
Forum: Social Forum 4th July 2013, 20:34
Replies: 64
Views: 2,517
Posted By FredSpencer
Are you not getting out so much these days,...

Are you not getting out so much these days, Ronnie? ;) :getmecoat:
Forum: Social Forum 4th July 2013, 20:32
Replies: 64
Views: 2,517
Posted By FredSpencer
A bit of a reminder though, George. :)

A bit of a reminder though, George. :)
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 4th July 2013, 18:19
Replies: 16
Views: 1,091
Posted By FredSpencer
Road tax hasn't been for road maintenance since...

Road tax hasn't been for road maintenance since the 1930's and insurance has never had anything to do with it.
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 4th July 2013, 18:16
Replies: 16
Views: 1,091
Posted By FredSpencer
Have a look at the Local Authority's website...

Have a look at the Local Authority's website about claiming for damage - you never know till you try. Also have a look at some of the links in my signature block.
Forum: Social Forum 4th July 2013, 17:27
Replies: 64
Views: 2,517
Posted By FredSpencer
:shrug: Why? :shrug:

:shrug: Why? :shrug:
Forum: Social Forum 4th July 2013, 07:18
Replies: 64
Views: 2,517
Posted By FredSpencer
It's the only place you'll ever be, you tractor...

It's the only place you'll ever be, you tractor driver, you. :p: :getmecoat:
Forum: Social Forum 3rd July 2013, 17:56
Replies: 64
Views: 2,517
Posted By FredSpencer
Wotyamean, mush? I'll cut your council tax as...

Wotyamean, mush? I'll cut your council tax as well. With nothing to burn we can sack all the firemen ..... oh heck, that's the unemployment figures going up again. ;) :confused:
Forum: Social Forum 3rd July 2013, 17:24
Replies: 18
Views: 1,014
Posted By FredSpencer
Back of Downing Street.

Back of Downing Street.
Forum: Social Forum 3rd July 2013, 15:48
Replies: 64
Views: 2,517
Posted By FredSpencer
Having given it some measure of thought I think...

Having given it some measure of thought I think the children should be the ones to have cleaning the chimneys. They will fit up them better and it will keep them out of mischief. And what else can we...
Forum: Social Forum 2nd July 2013, 20:22
Replies: 64
Views: 2,517
Posted By FredSpencer
We'd also have to have quite a big team of...

We'd also have to have quite a big team of checkeruppers to make sure the blokes on the roofs were at their posts and also to check they aren't flicking fag-ends all over the place ..... we might...
Forum: Social Forum 2nd July 2013, 18:58
Replies: 64
Views: 2,517
Posted By FredSpencer
Coincidentally we had an email sent to everyone...

Coincidentally we had an email sent to everyone at work today telling us what to do if we caught fire. Maybe it's time we had fire wardens on all rooftops ..... it'd do wonders for the unemployment...
Forum: Social Forum 1st July 2013, 17:33
Replies: 64
Views: 2,517
Posted By FredSpencer
Then there'll be a baby boom and in a few years...

Then there'll be a baby boom and in a few years the extra kids will be starting more fires so can we ban them as well please? :shrug: :getmecoat:
Forum: Social Forum 30th June 2013, 11:22
Replies: 49
Views: 2,381
Posted By FredSpencer
The good old days, eh? Mine was in 1976 tax free...

The good old days, eh? Mine was in 1976 tax free prior to a posting to Germany. Quite a few people did it and there was a big division between those who favoured the Sunny and others who chose the...
Forum: Social Forum 30th June 2013, 11:00
Replies: 49
Views: 2,381
Posted By FredSpencer
The only car I ever bought new was a Sunny 120Y...

The only car I ever bought new was a Sunny 120Y in the 1970's.
Forum: Social Forum 28th June 2013, 20:14
Replies: 49
Views: 2,381
Posted By FredSpencer
Good choices Stu ..... nice flat panels to...

Good choices Stu ..... nice flat panels to polish. ;)
Forum: Social Forum 28th June 2013, 17:12
Replies: 28
Views: 1,064
Posted By FredSpencer
I hope your new job involves painting chapel...

I hope your new job involves painting chapel ceilings. ;) :getmecoat:
Forum: Social Forum 28th June 2013, 17:07
Replies: 49
Views: 2,381
Posted By FredSpencer
I'd have a fully loaded Typhoon MG ZT 190+ ........

I'd have a fully loaded Typhoon MG ZT 190+ ..... oh hang on, I've already got one. ;) :D
Forum: Was it you? 25th June 2013, 17:34
Replies: 12
Views: 1,430
Posted By FredSpencer
"Oh, bollards," said the unhappy driver....

"Oh, bollards," said the unhappy driver. ;)
Forum: Social Forum 24th June 2013, 17:54
Replies: 24
Views: 1,323
Posted By FredSpencer
Sorry, also meant to say if Nelson Mandela is...

Sorry, also meant to say if Nelson Mandela is suffering most of the time it might be kinder to let him go.
Forum: Social Forum 24th June 2013, 17:51
Replies: 24
Views: 1,323
Posted By FredSpencer
Parliamentarians must have been terrorists then?...

Parliamentarians must have been terrorists then? :shrug:
Forum: Humour Corner 24th June 2013, 17:38
Replies: 9
Views: 940
Posted By FredSpencer
Do you mean like this? :banghead:

Do you mean like this? :banghead:
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 22nd June 2013, 19:52
Replies: 12
Views: 661
Posted By FredSpencer
Jimbob puts more effort into putting as little...

Jimbob puts more effort into putting as little effort into anything he does than he puts into anything else. ;)
Forum: Social Forum 22nd June 2013, 19:47
Replies: 33
Views: 1,308
Posted By FredSpencer
The Wingfield Castle has far more character ........

The Wingfield Castle has far more character ..... or better still, Trincomalee.
Forum: Humour Corner 22nd June 2013, 18:34
Replies: 9
Views: 940
Posted By FredSpencer
Just a shame we're no good at multi-tasking, eh?...

Just a shame we're no good at multi-tasking, eh? :shrug: ;)
Forum: Social Forum 21st June 2013, 17:31
Replies: 9
Views: 461
Posted By FredSpencer
Hadn't paid his leccy bill ..... couldn't afford...

Hadn't paid his leccy bill ..... couldn't afford it after buying all the bling. ;) :getmecoat:
Forum: Social Forum 20th June 2013, 18:10
Replies: 82
Views: 2,563
Posted By FredSpencer
"Would you go to bed with me for a million...

"Would you go to bed with me for a million pounds?"

"Yes."

"Would you go to bed with me for ten pounds?"

"No, what sort of girl do you think I am?"

"We've already established that ........
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 20th June 2013, 17:31
Replies: 43
Views: 2,083
Posted By FredSpencer
I've had a set for years but never fitted them...

I've had a set for years but never fitted them ..... I keep them in a box and get them out now and again to have a look at them. :o
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 19th June 2013, 17:23
Replies: 5
Views: 624
Posted By FredSpencer
Surprisingly racey looking too. Mind you, you...

Surprisingly racey looking too. Mind you, you need to get that bonnet release catch sorted so it's not hanging out all the time. ;)
Forum: Regional Events Forum: Yorkshire & North Lincolnshire 19th June 2013, 07:56
Replies: 714
Views: 31,750
Posted By FredSpencer
"Hold it there, Brian, this'll make a great...

"Hold it there, Brian, this'll make a great caption competition shot."
Forum: Social Forum 18th June 2013, 17:48
Replies: 13
Views: 873
Posted By FredSpencer
You'd probably be best off settling out of court,...

You'd probably be best off settling out of court, then. ;) :getmecoat:
Forum: Social Forum 18th June 2013, 17:11
Replies: 13
Views: 873
Posted By FredSpencer
Apparently only three of the cases 'qualified'...

Apparently only three of the cases 'qualified' for a custodial sentence, according to the news last night.
Forum: Regional Events Forum: Yorkshire & North Lincolnshire 18th June 2013, 16:56
Replies: 714
Views: 31,750
Posted By FredSpencer
You'd have to take it everywhere on a trailer. ;)

You'd have to take it everywhere on a trailer. ;)
Forum: Regional Events Forum: Yorkshire & North Lincolnshire 18th June 2013, 07:16
Replies: 714
Views: 31,750
Posted By FredSpencer
There were 8 Kites later on. Some of them were...

There were 8 Kites later on. Some of them were swooping down to the ground only a few yards in front of us at one point. They all went away when I spread some bits of raw bacon around for them....
Forum: Regional Events Forum: Yorkshire & North Lincolnshire 17th June 2013, 23:12
Replies: 714
Views: 31,750
Posted By FredSpencer
I've only got three packets left to get through....

I've only got three packets left to get through. :drool4:
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