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Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 1st December 2019, 19:42
Replies: 8
Views: 462
Posted By klarzy
You should not be able to feel much difference...

You should not be able to feel much difference between petrol and LPG, I would have the filter checked and the LPG system retuned...
Forum: Social Forum 15th November 2019, 19:20
Replies: 41
Views: 621
Posted By klarzy
Happy birthday old man

Happy birthday old man
Forum: Technology Forum 24th October 2019, 21:35
Replies: 3
Views: 367
Posted By klarzy
Go into apps page in settings and ensure...

Go into apps page in settings and ensure synchronise is enabled for email, also set to recieve messages as they arrive...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 24th October 2019, 21:32
Replies: 4
Views: 671
Posted By klarzy
It's a breakdown of the carbon tracks in the...

It's a breakdown of the carbon tracks in the ribbon cable to the screen just before the LCD signal processor.
Heat and vibration both cause and temporarily repair this.
Constantly using the mph...
Forum: Social Forum 24th September 2019, 19:45
Replies: 20
Views: 648
Posted By klarzy
When he said he was going to mount Rushmore, I...

When he said he was going to mount Rushmore, I thought he meant the American tourist attraction...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 17th September 2019, 20:06
Replies: 2
Views: 535
Posted By klarzy
PM sent..... :D

PM sent..... :D
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 17th September 2019, 18:57
Replies: 2
Views: 535
Posted By klarzy
Free to needy home

CDT tensioner spanner and FBH dosing pump mount (new).
Free to whomever picks them up or pays 8 quid for post...( spanners heavy...)
Forum: Technical Help Forum 4th September 2019, 23:17
Replies: 4
Views: 398
Posted By klarzy
Is your right foot coming loose?

Is your right foot coming loose?
Forum: Social Forum 4th September 2019, 23:11
Replies: 19
Views: 1,079
Posted By klarzy
Why sell a good car just because of opinion on a...

Why sell a good car just because of opinion on a bulletin board....
Bit like leaving home because you dont like the estate agent...

Just walk away from the forum and keep the motor...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 9th August 2019, 22:14
Replies: 12
Views: 1,037
Posted By klarzy
Smile Sounds like a Bill Withers tune...:D

Sounds like a Bill Withers tune...:D
Forum: Social Forum 8th August 2019, 21:21
Replies: 258
Views: 14,168
Posted By klarzy
My premium is 2700 per annum, that covers the 3...

My premium is 2700 per annum, that covers the 3 of us and Karen has had 2 hip replacements, jake had his shoulder operated on and sorted, I have had the varacosele and treatment for eczema this year...
Forum: Social Forum 8th August 2019, 10:40
Replies: 258
Views: 14,168
Posted By klarzy
Yes.......

Yes.......
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 8th August 2019, 00:54
Replies: 12
Views: 1,037
Posted By klarzy
Look on ebay under 'rocking horse poop' Here...

Look on ebay under 'rocking horse poop'

Here is probably your best bet....
Forum: Social Forum 8th August 2019, 00:51
Replies: 258
Views: 14,168
Posted By klarzy
AxaPPP private insurance..... £150 Excess.... 1...

AxaPPP private insurance..... £150 Excess.... 1 side only, small cysts both sides... yours could be varacosele and tight shoes!!
Forum: Technical Help Forum 7th August 2019, 23:00
Replies: 18
Views: 1,059
Posted By klarzy
Clean them well with panel wipe and coat with...

Clean them well with panel wipe and coat with gloss clear coat.
Forum: Social Forum 7th August 2019, 22:57
Replies: 258
Views: 14,168
Posted By klarzy
...... see above...

...... see above...
Forum: Social Forum 7th August 2019, 22:03
Replies: 258
Views: 14,168
Posted By klarzy
Had my varacosele embolised last wednesday and I...

Had my varacosele embolised last wednesday and I now feel great!!
The OP itself was nothing, done on a local and over in less than an hour.... not even a small scar!!.
33 years of constant low...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 24th July 2019, 09:48
Replies: 1
Views: 396
Posted By klarzy
Rover bathing suit

This type of advertising would get me back in a ZT..

https://www.facebook.com/groups/219482814738963/permalink/2700547586632461/?sale_post_id=2700547586632461
Forum: Social Forum 16th July 2019, 22:44
Replies: 8
Views: 346
Posted By klarzy
No, but he did have 300 packs of AAA batteries...

No, but he did have 300 packs of AAA batteries...
Forum: Social Forum 16th July 2019, 20:07
Replies: 8
Views: 346
Posted By klarzy
Believe it or not saw one of these in black today...

Believe it or not saw one of these in black today with Qatar numbervplates at a services on the M 1..
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 11th July 2019, 22:39
Replies: 19
Views: 840
Posted By klarzy
Ya daft apeth... Thay were in labour exchange...

Ya daft apeth...
Thay were in labour exchange not phone exchange...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 11th July 2019, 22:34
Replies: 19
Views: 840
Posted By klarzy
Please, they are cans... there is no tin in...

Please, they are cans... there is no tin in them... really, some people..
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 11th July 2019, 22:19
Replies: 19
Views: 840
Posted By klarzy
Commoner.... I use lobster soup cans and...

Commoner....

I use lobster soup cans and finest asparagus hemp...

A far richer sound than that modern trash...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 11th July 2019, 10:08
Replies: 12
Views: 636
Posted By klarzy
As the LSM contolls the movement, you could check...

As the LSM contolls the movement, you could check for corrosion/ moisture in the harness plug going into the top of the unit...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 9th July 2019, 21:20
Replies: 12
Views: 636
Posted By klarzy
Then they may not self check if they are not...

Then they may not self check if they are not switched on
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 9th July 2019, 15:00
Replies: 12
Views: 636
Posted By klarzy
Does it only work at night TC??

Does it only work at night TC??
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 8th July 2019, 22:02
Replies: 12
Views: 636
Posted By klarzy
Yes........

Yes........
Forum: Technical Help Forum 7th July 2019, 11:52
Replies: 8
Views: 433
Posted By klarzy
If it comes from Germany, the dipped beam pattern...

If it comes from Germany, the dipped beam pattern may need reversing to comply with UK pattern.
Forum: Technical Help Forum 7th July 2019, 08:07
Replies: 8
Views: 433
Posted By klarzy
Also are the high beam lamps fitted correctly?

Also are the high beam lamps fitted correctly?
Forum: Technical Help Forum 7th July 2019, 08:05
Replies: 8
Views: 433
Posted By klarzy
Are they oem headlights with xenon or reflectors...

Are they oem headlights with xenon or reflectors with HID burners fitted?
Forum: Technical Help Forum 6th July 2019, 22:49
Replies: 2
Views: 402
Posted By klarzy
Check for worn wiring over the drivers side...

Check for worn wiring over the drivers side engine bay member
Forum: Social Forum 24th June 2019, 10:19
Replies: 80
Views: 1,847
Posted By klarzy
https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:ugcPos...

https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:ugcPost:6548424591021264896
Forum: Social Forum 19th June 2019, 06:57
Replies: 13
Views: 438
Posted By klarzy
Or your neighbours....

Or your neighbours....
Forum: Social Forum 18th June 2019, 19:33
Replies: 80
Views: 1,847
Posted By klarzy
Commercially degradeable... it won't rot down in...

Commercially degradeable... it won't rot down in a landfill...
Forum: Social Forum 18th June 2019, 19:02
Replies: 80
Views: 1,847
Posted By klarzy
There will come a day when waste plastic is mined...

There will come a day when waste plastic is mined as a resource in old landfill sites.
Forum: Social Forum 18th June 2019, 19:02
Replies: 80
Views: 1,847
Posted By klarzy
Yes, the biggest problem is cost... when packers...

Yes, the biggest problem is cost... when packers are cutting down to 25 micron film to save £1-£2 per kilo of wrap film, telling them that going green will increase costs by between 30 & 150% speaks...
Forum: Social Forum 18th June 2019, 15:09
Replies: 80
Views: 1,847
Posted By klarzy
There is plenty more I can say here... but not in...

There is plenty more I can say here... but not in the middle of a peeing contest...

Will be back later
Forum: Social Forum 18th June 2019, 00:03
Replies: 80
Views: 1,847
Posted By klarzy
I am a packaging consultant... You will...

I am a packaging consultant...

You will NEVER get rid of plastic packaging...

You can use starch based compostables and mono materials that can be recycled more easily but less than 0.2% of...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 17th June 2019, 23:53
Replies: 3
Views: 634
Posted By klarzy
There is actually a breather port in the lights...

There is actually a breather port in the lights so it should dry naturally, you can accelerate the drying by pulling off the rubber caps and letting a hair drier blow through the hole for 20 mins...
Forum: Social Forum 17th June 2019, 23:48
Replies: 13
Views: 438
Posted By klarzy
Generally no... just plug it into your router (...

Generally no... just plug it into your router ( or your neighbor's) and let it do its thing for 5 mins...

Then it's up to date for all of them..
Forum: Technical Help Forum 14th June 2019, 15:24
Replies: 18
Views: 992
Posted By klarzy
If you want it really accurate, go for an optical...

If you want it really accurate, go for an optical centre punch...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 13th June 2019, 22:11
Replies: 18
Views: 992
Posted By klarzy
Pointy rocks do not count....:D

Pointy rocks do not count....:D
Forum: Technical Help Forum 13th June 2019, 22:08
Replies: 18
Views: 992
Posted By klarzy
yes they work....

yes they work....
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 13th June 2019, 22:03
Replies: 3
Views: 545
Posted By klarzy
Bananaswan is NOT ALONE!!!!!

After the horrendous genetic mess that resulted in BANANASWAN last year...

https://www.the75andztclub.co.uk/forum/imagehosting/245105b13b474d27e4.jpg

Those mad German scientists have gone one...
Forum: Social Forum 13th June 2019, 17:54
Replies: 103
Views: 2,407
Posted By klarzy
Boris Johnson Next PM If you're...

Boris Johnson


Next PM

If you're fishing in a cess pool, you are going to catch a NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-.
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 3rd June 2019, 18:02
Replies: 4
Views: 367
Posted By klarzy
https://www.the75andztclub.co.uk/forum/imagehostin...

https://www.the75andztclub.co.uk/forum/imagehosting/245105b13b474d27e4.jpg

Still one of the funniest conversations I ever had
...
Forum: Photography Corner 28th May 2019, 10:47
Replies: 1
Views: 290
Posted By klarzy
https://www.the75andztclub.co.uk/forum/imagehostin...

https://www.the75andztclub.co.uk/forum/imagehosting/245105b13b474d27e4.jpg

Beware the banana swan...bananaswan
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 26th May 2019, 09:50
Replies: 1
Views: 444
Posted By klarzy
Free to collect

Diesel front subframe in fair condition.
Free to collect from Cambs...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 9th May 2019, 16:33
Replies: 3
Views: 257
Posted By klarzy
Sounds like it...

Sounds like it...
Forum: Social Forum 4th May 2019, 03:55
Replies: 39
Views: 1,512
Posted By klarzy
I can think of nothing more terrifying than...

I can think of nothing more terrifying than eternal consciousness without form.
Forum: Social Forum 2nd May 2019, 17:52
Replies: 39
Views: 1,512
Posted By klarzy
I always figured we were the universe trying to...

I always figured we were the universe trying to figure itself out..
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 16th April 2019, 22:41
Replies: 26
Views: 1,319
Posted By klarzy
It's a nice place to look at, but the smell in...

It's a nice place to look at, but the smell in high summer... ooohhh. The gondola rides can be over 100 euros and the al fresco coffee over 40....
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 16th April 2019, 22:38
Replies: 26
Views: 1,319
Posted By klarzy
I would not post while on holiday.. that would...

I would not post while on holiday.. that would be stupid, I posted when I came home as I am not a moron..
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 16th April 2019, 10:48
Replies: 26
Views: 1,319
Posted By klarzy
No... not really...

No... not really...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 15th April 2019, 23:46
Replies: 26
Views: 1,319
Posted By klarzy
Saved for 3 years.. popped more on a holiday than...

Saved for 3 years.. popped more on a holiday than my last 4 cars combined... flew business class to Kingston and spent 10 days in the Beaches resort in Ocho Rios on the north east coast of Jamaica. ...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 8th April 2019, 21:30
Replies: 7
Views: 657
Posted By klarzy
I left a guard dog...

I left a guard dog...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 8th April 2019, 03:09
Replies: 7
Views: 657
Posted By klarzy
Weather warning

Boy is it warm here in Jamaica...

Just had to have my 5th frozen rum runner in a row...:drool4:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 5th April 2019, 17:22
Replies: 10
Views: 828
Posted By klarzy
The danger of can bus leds as indicators is the...

The danger of can bus leds as indicators is the led can fail. But the can bus resistance stays in place. So you can have non functioning indicator lamps and no warning at all.. for this reason alone...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 22nd March 2019, 17:01
Replies: 7
Views: 557
Posted By klarzy
Could the HUD you fitted be effecting the...

Could the HUD you fitted be effecting the feedback from the thermostat?? If you disconnect it, does the ipk dial return to normal..??
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 20th March 2019, 20:49
Replies: 18
Views: 765
Posted By klarzy
To be honest gluing the badges back on is the...

To be honest gluing the badges back on is the best bet... 99% you will not get an invisible clean up

Glue them back and sell the headrest. Buy a clean pair to replace or offer a swap for clean...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 17th March 2019, 12:48
Replies: 16
Views: 1,052
Posted By klarzy
Only at low speed when the gap in pulses is more...

Only at low speed when the gap in pulses is more noticeable
Forum: Technical Help Forum 16th March 2019, 22:14
Replies: 16
Views: 1,052
Posted By klarzy
Iirc the Speedo runs on pulses from the and...

Iirc the Speedo runs on pulses from the and system as does the odo, however the speed over report is done in the software after the distance is logged.

However if you are missing pulses a short...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 16th March 2019, 09:07
Replies: 16
Views: 1,052
Posted By klarzy
ŲCould you be suffering from an intermittent loss...

ŲCould you be suffering from an intermittent loss of signal from the front right abs sensor,?

Not enough to cause Speedo needle flicker and abs warning, but enough to drop the distance pulses...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 15th March 2019, 23:11
Replies: 44
Views: 3,108
Posted By klarzy
Can you reach the pedals in one of those Bri? :D

Can you reach the pedals in one of those Bri?
:D
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 13th March 2019, 09:53
Replies: 100
Views: 6,065
Posted By klarzy
Try post 16... undo 1 bolt and pull the dipstick...

Try post 16... undo 1 bolt and pull the dipstick tube and stuck pipe out in one go... no gaskets or garage required and takes 5 mins... you don't even lose any oil....
Forum: Social Forum 13th March 2019, 08:42
Replies: 6
Views: 172
Posted By klarzy
Don't worry Andy, I have your diary to take tips...

Don't worry Andy, I have your diary to take tips from...!@:D
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 12th March 2019, 08:41
Replies: 100
Views: 6,065
Posted By klarzy
And the lesson today children... It's a...

And the lesson today children...

It's a whole lot easier to drain the oil through the sump plug....
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 10th March 2019, 20:59
Replies: 100
Views: 6,065
Posted By klarzy
IIRC you can undo the upper dipstick fixing bolt...

IIRC you can undo the upper dipstick fixing bolt and simply pull it out of the engine...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 7th March 2019, 21:54
Replies: 13
Views: 1,040
Posted By klarzy
They are just Nick offs of the cat eyes I did...

They are just Nick offs of the cat eyes I did years ago...:D
Forum: Technical Help Forum 5th March 2019, 09:06
Replies: 6
Views: 499
Posted By klarzy
I have used the cheap ones and they have been...

I have used the cheap ones and they have been fine...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 3rd March 2019, 21:10
Replies: 13
Views: 982
Posted By klarzy
You should have gone for BUMPER MUPPET Dave...:D

You should have gone for BUMPER MUPPET Dave...:D
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 2nd March 2019, 20:43
Replies: 13
Views: 982
Posted By klarzy
Hugh Janus perhaps...? Burpsan Fartzalot is...

Hugh Janus perhaps...?

Burpsan Fartzalot is quite popular or even
Hillside Danglespanner...?
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 2nd March 2019, 16:42
Replies: 13
Views: 982
Posted By klarzy
I think throbulator overlords is all ready taken...

I think throbulator overlords is all ready taken Dave
Forum: Technical Help Forum 2nd March 2019, 00:59
Replies: 44
Views: 2,163
Posted By klarzy
Mine took a 1 inch drive on a 4 ft breaker bar...

Mine took a 1 inch drive on a 4 ft breaker bar with a further 4 ft of a car tube and still me knees trembled just before it went...
Forum: Social Forum 1st March 2019, 16:54
Replies: 7
Views: 842
Posted By klarzy
At last someone got it.... I was beginning to...

At last someone got it.... I was beginning to lose hope...:duh:
Forum: Social Forum 28th February 2019, 21:49
Replies: 7
Views: 842
Posted By klarzy
I am going to ask them to send me the video so I...

I am going to ask them to send me the video so I can prove to the missus she is not wasting her time...
Forum: Social Forum 28th February 2019, 21:20
Replies: 7
Views: 842
Posted By klarzy
Why on earth do people pay... Honestly.......

Why on earth do people pay...

Honestly.... someone must have seen them coming...


:getmecoat:
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 28th February 2019, 20:58
Replies: 9
Views: 747
Posted By klarzy
Most parks are covered by cameras... I would...

Most parks are covered by cameras...

I would guess most killings happen on the streets with drink and drugs being the major drivers..
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 28th February 2019, 15:54
Replies: 9
Views: 747
Posted By klarzy
Then police CCTV operators must all be serial...

Then police CCTV operators must all be serial killers...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 28th February 2019, 09:55
Replies: 9
Views: 747
Posted By klarzy
As you generally stop searching once you find...

As you generally stop searching once you find something it's hard to argue with the phrase... :D
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 24th February 2019, 08:55
Replies: 13
Views: 794
Posted By klarzy
You can get small, low ampage 12 volt battery...

You can get small, low ampage 12 volt battery packs which keep battery dependent memory systems alive while you take off the main battery... saves all that 're learning and radio code stuff..
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 23rd February 2019, 20:05
Replies: 8
Views: 613
Posted By klarzy
Probably would not take a lot to make it desc3nt...

Probably would not take a lot to make it desc3nt again but damn, what were they thinking...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 23rd February 2019, 13:03
Replies: 24
Views: 1,640
Posted By klarzy
You can pull your ecu and send it to Brian who...

You can pull your ecu and send it to Brian who can map it and send it back..
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 20th February 2019, 21:48
Replies: 44
Views: 3,196
Posted By klarzy
Some little sheeite was repeatedly doing this to...

Some little sheeite was repeatedly doing this to cars down my road... we fought them, a 16 yr old was snapping them off while his older 20 plus yr mates laughed... about 10 neighbours cornered them...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 18th February 2019, 18:39
Replies: 20
Views: 1,139
Posted By klarzy
Get the seat pad from someone who is changing...

Get the seat pad from someone who is changing their seats..
Forum: Technical Help Forum 18th February 2019, 17:52
Replies: 20
Views: 1,139
Posted By klarzy
Lose a few pounds??

Lose a few pounds??
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 18th February 2019, 17:30
Replies: 33
Views: 2,175
Posted By klarzy
Lovely car Rick...

Lovely car Rick...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 17th February 2019, 23:30
Replies: 9
Views: 471
Posted By klarzy
Inside making tea...

Inside making tea...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 17th February 2019, 13:20
Replies: 17
Views: 990
Posted By klarzy
If you are fitting the 190 calipers to the front,...

If you are fitting the 190 calipers to the front, are you going to fit the 190 master cylinder and the larger servo that goes with it??

I understand that not doing so can make an imbalance between...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 16th February 2019, 23:55
Replies: 24
Views: 1,780
Posted By klarzy
Any wet carpets?? Water in wheel well rec??

Any wet carpets?? Water in wheel well rec??
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 16th February 2019, 23:00
Replies: 17
Views: 990
Posted By klarzy
I always use the mtec website... good quality...

I always use the mtec website... good quality stuff... if using am upgrade then get drilled discs... not much more and better performance..
Forum: Technical Help Forum 16th February 2019, 22:56
Replies: 24
Views: 1,780
Posted By klarzy
The hum may be the under bonnet pump priming...

The hum may be the under bonnet pump priming before starting . May sound silly but is it an automatic and if so is it in park or neutral,? Otherwise it will not start due to inhibitor switch...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 15th February 2019, 23:19
Replies: 35
Views: 1,786
Posted By klarzy
The quad xenons really are the best... if you...

The quad xenons really are the best... if you ever get to drive with them you will think you had cataracts before.
The road is so well lit across the full lane and kerb, and thanks to the hard cut...
Forum: Social Forum 6th February 2019, 12:01
Replies: 13
Views: 533
Posted By klarzy
Smoke detectors in every room and storage space,...

Smoke detectors in every room and storage space, flame detector in the kitchen... c02 detector near the boiler.. fire extinguishers in kitchen and main bedroom cupboard, fire blanket near cooker and...
Forum: Social Forum 3rd February 2019, 20:00
Replies: 25
Views: 1,002
Posted By klarzy
Perhaps it was Eric Dier's penalty coming back to...

Perhaps it was Eric Dier's penalty coming back to earth...?? :getmecoat:
Forum: Social Forum 3rd February 2019, 19:57
Replies: 25
Views: 1,002
Posted By klarzy
Stuffed crust is radar absorbent... Stealth...

Stuffed crust is radar absorbent...
Stealth calories Andy...
Forum: Social Forum 3rd February 2019, 13:12
Replies: 25
Views: 1,002
Posted By klarzy
So many people reported black triangle and silent...

So many people reported black triangle and silent ufos in the late 70 and 80s... then the stealth series of jets were made public.....

You probably saw a secret night test of the latest Dominos...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 3rd February 2019, 13:05
Replies: 6
Views: 478
Posted By klarzy
People worry so much about sealing them...

People worry so much about sealing them totally... there is actually a breather pipe on the back to let them breathe...

When I was building the cat eye xenons years ago now...!! I used to glue a...
Forum: Social Forum 29th January 2019, 00:04
Replies: 11
Views: 584
Posted By klarzy
Simple as long as you have a 4 jaw Chuck... you...

Simple as long as you have a 4 jaw Chuck... you are just face turning flat surfaces...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 28th January 2019, 11:44
Replies: 28
Views: 1,243
Posted By klarzy
Do not put an hid kit in halogen reflector...

Do not put an hid kit in halogen reflector headlights... not only illegal but blinding and you may melt some parts of the headlight....

Get hold of a proper set of second hand xenons...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 27th January 2019, 14:55
Replies: 6
Views: 589
Posted By klarzy
They. Try disconnecting the battery for an...

They. Try disconnecting the battery for an hour... this offer helps reset many small communications issues...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 21st January 2019, 21:32
Replies: 148
Views: 6,098
Posted By klarzy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZbQ3lTObas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZbQ3lTObas
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 20th January 2019, 22:19
Replies: 148
Views: 6,098
Posted By klarzy
My 4x4 is comfortable, cheap and economical... ...

My 4x4 is comfortable, cheap and economical...
The traction gives confidence and the load carrying potential is very useful..
Forum: Social Forum 19th January 2019, 19:35
Replies: 20
Views: 928
Posted By klarzy
Is over 100 not an automatic ban??

Is over 100 not an automatic ban??
Forum: Technical Help Forum 19th January 2019, 19:34
Replies: 12
Views: 838
Posted By klarzy
Keep the old pcb and just change the switch...

Keep the old pcb and just change the switch panel... it pops off and is connected by a simple ribbon cable... no need to reprogram...

That is of it is the actual switch and not an element on the...
Forum: Social Forum 18th January 2019, 20:33
Replies: 74
Views: 2,468
Posted By klarzy
https://www.the75andztclub.co.uk/forum/imagehostin...

https://www.the75andztclub.co.uk/forum/imagehosting/245105c4229ae38128.jpg

This keeps me warm all year round....
Forum: Technical Help Forum 16th January 2019, 13:56
Replies: 12
Views: 838
Posted By klarzy
Pop the lsm out and check the plug for...

Pop the lsm out and check the plug for corrosion...
Then check for loom chaffing over the engine bay members...
Forum: Social Forum 15th January 2019, 21:23
Replies: 74
Views: 2,468
Posted By klarzy
It will reflect heat away from the wall and back...

It will reflect heat away from the wall and back onto the room... what do you think all of that heat shielding between your exhaust and the body of the car does..... :)
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 11th January 2019, 22:57
Replies: 16
Views: 1,107
Posted By klarzy
I never removed past the initial flexi... the...

I never removed past the initial flexi... the kits i had just capped off at the inlet just before the cooling and deleted the EGR valve and vacuum valve which was also capped.
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 11th January 2019, 14:48
Replies: 16
Views: 1,107
Posted By klarzy
Taking mine off had no detrimental effect and...

Taking mine off had no detrimental effect and there was no water cooling system... both autos on 00 , 03 and 04 plates...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 11th January 2019, 13:19
Replies: 16
Views: 1,107
Posted By klarzy
Take it to a local body shop and ask them to...

Take it to a local body shop and ask them to braze it back on
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 7th January 2019, 17:32
Replies: 10
Views: 1,097
Posted By klarzy
2 new hubs off eBay 40.00, 40 mins to change per...

2 new hubs off eBay 40.00, 40 mins to change per side...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 3rd January 2019, 21:07
Replies: 24
Views: 2,075
Posted By klarzy
These are mainly oil based products which refract...

These are mainly oil based products which refract light in scratches and "wet" dull surfaces... WD40 a case in question as well as mosquito repellent which was the trick of the day several years...
Forum: Social Forum 3rd January 2019, 16:56
Replies: 20
Views: 928
Posted By klarzy
Damn auto correct...:snowball:

Damn auto correct...:snowball:
Forum: Social Forum 3rd January 2019, 16:24
Replies: 20
Views: 928
Posted By klarzy
I always thought that the bit which estimates...

I always thought that the bit which estimates (important distinction) road speed is called an odometer...

I say estimates as all the ones I have come across over report speed by between 4 and 10%...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 1st January 2019, 18:49
Replies: 23
Views: 1,806
Posted By klarzy
if I understand correctly, if the tacho is moving...

if I understand correctly, if the tacho is moving to circa 200 rpm then your cam sensor is working...

I would follow Brian's hint...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 1st January 2019, 13:02
Replies: 23
Views: 1,806
Posted By klarzy
Check all of the fuses in the engine bay fuse...

Check all of the fuses in the engine bay fuse box...
Forum: Social Forum 9th December 2018, 22:43
Replies: 36
Views: 3,070
Posted By klarzy
I am lost for words... I did some lights, dials...

I am lost for words...
I did some lights, dials and other bits for Geraint in the early days of klarzy dials... he was a great guy and I was more than a little jealous of his car fettling...
Forum: Social Forum 24th November 2018, 09:44
Replies: 25
Views: 1,146
Posted By klarzy
https://the75andztclub.co.uk/forum/attachment.php?...

https://the75andztclub.co.uk/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=76271&d=1542809968

"No visible flakes from this far after just 3 washes...
Can't help with the bald spot though...."
Forum: Social Forum 21st November 2018, 19:43
Replies: 25
Views: 1,146
Posted By klarzy
Honest lad... he got this much in before she...

Honest lad... he got this much in before she backfired...:eek:
Forum: Humour Corner 17th November 2018, 18:31
Replies: 3
Views: 459
Posted By klarzy
Mum got in to rug making in the mid 80's... she...

Mum got in to rug making in the mid 80's... she rented a video called "Shagpile"... you can imagine het surprise..
Forum: Technical Help Forum 16th November 2018, 20:59
Replies: 13
Views: 1,163
Posted By klarzy
If the intercooler hose cones adrift any where...

If the intercooler hose cones adrift any where you wouls lose 90% of your power.
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 13th November 2018, 16:01
Replies: 7
Views: 713
Posted By klarzy
R.I.P. John Wilson

Possibly the most watched angler in the world and one of the inspirations for many an angling lifetime John Wilson died yesterday following a stroke...
Started out in Edmonton where I learned...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 12th November 2018, 23:22
Replies: 2
Views: 413
Posted By klarzy
Living in a world without imagination

Stan Lee, father of comic book fantasy for over 60 years was left us.

R.I.P Stan...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 6th November 2018, 08:58
Replies: 67
Views: 5,906
Posted By klarzy
Met Freddie at the now defunct Kings Lynn meet...

Met Freddie at the now defunct Kings Lynn meet several years ago.... a nice fella with a beautiful car...

Rest well chap.... Rest well.
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 4th November 2018, 20:12
Replies: 4
Views: 586
Posted By klarzy
Wink Never mind o pedantic one.... It's all ready...

Never mind o pedantic one....
It's all ready gone...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 4th November 2018, 15:29
Replies: 4
Views: 586
Posted By klarzy
3.0 rover v8 engine...

May be of interest to someone

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2273600099527523/
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 21st October 2018, 08:28
Replies: 11
Views: 1,306
Posted By klarzy
If your cheap camera has rechargeable batteries...

If your cheap camera has rechargeable batteries in it these may be completely kapput and the camera is pulling current to both charge and boot up.... when newer the batteries held at least some...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 17th October 2018, 21:09
Replies: 11
Views: 1,475
Posted By klarzy
Wow... they have come down in price... I...

Wow... they have come down in price...

I could not get lower than 140.00 a couple of years ago..!!!
Forum: Technical Help Forum 17th October 2018, 08:30
Replies: 14
Views: 1,269
Posted By klarzy
It won't be the bolt... it will be the hole it...

It won't be the bolt... it will be the hole it goes through which has stretched and gone oval.... a new bolt would cure it enough to take out some play for the mot inspectors pry bar... but driving...
Forum: Social Forum 7th October 2018, 11:55
Replies: 13
Views: 1,148
Posted By klarzy
No... never transmitted It was the farewell...

No... never transmitted
It was the farewell episode made by the cast just before they dismantled the set for the last time.... how they kept a straight face throughout the one take shoot I will...
Forum: Social Forum 1st October 2018, 12:53
Replies: 13
Views: 1,148
Posted By klarzy
RIP Geoffrey

Geoffrey from Rianbow has passed away...

My Childhood has now officially ended...
...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 4th September 2018, 21:18
Replies: 16
Views: 2,257
Posted By klarzy
On the earlier versions the Donate to activate...

On the earlier versions the Donate to activate key coding option was defective and worked if you did not pay... I still have a copy somewhere...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 17th August 2018, 18:30
Replies: 11
Views: 1,486
Posted By klarzy
I don't think Phil does them any more...

I don't think Phil does them any more...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 14th August 2018, 12:11
Replies: 1
Views: 428
Posted By klarzy
its a noise dampening insert... should be dry so...

its a noise dampening insert... should be dry so squeeze the water out and put it back...
Forum: Social Forum 9th August 2018, 16:49
Replies: 14
Views: 741
Posted By klarzy
76.898% of statistics are made up on the spot and...

76.898% of statistics are made up on the spot and 104% are exaggerated...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 8th August 2018, 09:58
Replies: 30
Views: 3,068
Posted By klarzy
They are LED's soldered to a circuit board....

They are LED's soldered to a circuit board....
Forum: Social Forum 3rd August 2018, 22:22
Replies: 30
Views: 2,280
Posted By klarzy
Marmite really works... Andy ( Trikey) is bald...

Marmite really works...
Andy ( Trikey) is bald as a Coot but just look where he is a messy eater with his marmite on toast....

Put a thin smear all over your bonce and dance round an ash tree...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 28th July 2018, 20:55
Replies: 4
Views: 483
Posted By klarzy
what work were you doing on the car..?

what work were you doing on the car..?
Forum: Technical Help Forum 28th July 2018, 17:47
Replies: 4
Views: 483
Posted By klarzy
so if you push M&1 then move the seat away, and...

so if you push M&1 then move the seat away, and push 1 again it does not move back...??
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 28th July 2018, 17:45
Replies: 4
Views: 421
Posted By klarzy
if pulling the gbx ecu fuse in the engine bay (4...

if pulling the gbx ecu fuse in the engine bay (4 I think) foe a few minutes does not fix it then it is most probably a comms issue for which you would need the likes of Brian again....
Forum: Technical Help Forum 28th July 2018, 17:44
Replies: 9
Views: 673
Posted By klarzy
sounds a lot like they have replaced all of the...

sounds a lot like they have replaced all of the ecu's and security bits with items from a scrapped manual car....

If you needed a new ECU for the engine alone then you would need a virginised one...
Forum: Social Forum 25th July 2018, 23:11
Replies: 44
Views: 2,267
Posted By klarzy
Real life situation: A cul-de-sac in...

Real life situation:

A cul-de-sac in Dagenham, mid 90's

Mr x drives home to find the entrance to the cul-de-sac blocked by an ambulance, he waits for several minutes and no one comes, no one is...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 25th July 2018, 21:25
Replies: 18
Views: 1,041
Posted By klarzy
I don't think the vin so much as the ZCS coding

I don't think the vin so much as the ZCS coding
Forum: Technical Help Forum 25th July 2018, 20:37
Replies: 3
Views: 350
Posted By klarzy
not necessarily to work (unless you want the key...

not necessarily to work (unless you want the key coded positions in memory function), but mine also played up ( no external indicators) until I did a battery reset... then it was fine...

my tip is...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 25th July 2018, 20:34
Replies: 18
Views: 1,041
Posted By klarzy
AFAIK the k-Bus is used to take the remote signal...

AFAIK the k-Bus is used to take the remote signal from the EWS / remote receiver and tell the memory seat ECU which key is being used to open the door and thus which default position to move the seat...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 24th July 2018, 19:11
Replies: 18
Views: 1,041
Posted By klarzy
Hi Rsnail The memory seats controller is...

Hi Rsnail

The memory seats controller is connected to the k-bus communications network in the car as are most of the systems.

If the k-bus is disturbed my short circuit, water ingress or items...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 23rd July 2018, 22:07
Replies: 9
Views: 768
Posted By klarzy
Do you have water in your plenum?..

Do you have water in your plenum?..
Forum: Technical Help Forum 23rd July 2018, 22:02
Replies: 18
Views: 1,041
Posted By klarzy
Just unplug all of the connections and make sure...

Just unplug all of the connections and make sure they are all clean...

Are the seats original to the car or added later.?

Have you added or taken away any other parts.?

If a tourer... Is...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 23rd July 2018, 10:55
Replies: 18
Views: 1,041
Posted By klarzy
Sounds like k buds issue... Pull the battery...

Sounds like k buds issue...
Pull the battery negative for 30 mins.
If that does not fix it check the wiring under the drivers seat. .
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