Car Acronyms
 

Some car acronyms

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man's Companion

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive?

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

LOTUS
Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

75/ZT
Fantastic cars

You're prejudiced.


:rolleyes: I can tell.

FIAT

Fixed It Again Today

Yes, but only alot :D

I suppose being a Rover forum, some people would be afraid to post this but.............

Rusty Old Vehicle Extra Rotten

:jedi:

although in my defence mr judge sir, it was made up about the old 213 my uncle had........


:shower:

Budge of My Way :eek:

don't forget

Break My Window


and the famous

Bald middle-aged W***** :D

and the politically incorrect one about the coloured gentleman's wheels.

MG Money Guzzler :D
MGB Might Go Backwards :D
MGF Might Go Forwards :D