A train in the Alps
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps.
Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek. The old lady thinks, I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert. The blonde thinks, I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him. The Frenchman thinks, I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake. The Englishman thinks, I cant wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twonk again. |
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