Good old RAF
 

The MOD was conducting an all service briefing & the leader posed this question,
"What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?"
A sailor said "I'd step on it"
A soldier said "I'd squash it with my boot"
A marine said " I'd catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it"
An airman said, "I'd call room service and find out why there is a tent in my room"

Why dig in when you can check in :D

Love it!!

But I was stationed at RAF Lindholme for 4 years, but they improved the accommodation when it ceased to be RAF and became HM Prison Lindholme.......

"Her Majesty's Pleasure" has to mean something!