Book of Krude jokes.
 

Been given a book of Krude jokes yes,Krude.
Here is a sample,will pick out some acceptable ones later.
1. A teenage boy comes home from school and asks his dad what's the difference between potential and reality. His father thinks for a minute and says
" Son go and ask your mother if she would sleep with Harrison Ford for £1million,then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for £1million."
So the kid asks his mother 1st who answers "don't tell your father but yes i would" He then asks his sister who answers "of course i would."
Boy returns to his dad and says " i got it, potentially we're sitting on £2million but in reality we'er living with a couple of cheap slags."