Sex insurance
 

In todays free society it is vital to have the correct sex insurance.
If you are thinking of having sex make sure you get the correct insurance Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:
Sex with your wife - Legal and General
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line
Sex with you partner - Standard Life
Sex with someone different - Go Compare
Sex with someone of generous proportions - More Than
Sex in a car - Sheila's Wheels
Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union
Sex with your maid - Employers Liability
Sex with an OAP - Saga
Sex resulting in pregnancy - General Accident
Sex with animals - National Farmers Union
Sex with a monk - Abbey Life
Sex with Naval officers - Admiral

AND FINALLY
Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com

Do make sure you are adequately covered!!

macafee2

I like it, a proper joke.
Well done!!!

that's well thought out.:D

well thought out sir !keep em coming

not mine I'm afraid, my wife got it from work, the joke that is :)


macafee2