Leyland Doctors Surgery
Quick starter for all ailments, injuries, diseases and general sickness as LCOZ is being bombarded with illness at the minute.
All broken bones, decrepit joints, sore bits and rashes welcome:D Also if you are a witch doctor, shamen, nurse or actual doctor please feel free to apply for a position with us here:D |
Didn't think I'd be the first reply:duh: Our Amelia has just pushed her 2 front teeth back by falling up the stairs, I can't believe she made it through a full day on a bouncy castle and hurt herself after it was gone.
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I've got a poisoned foot now .:duh: |
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First day off work in over ten years! I have gathered an ear infection (note to self - dont poke ear with oily finger) had to go to A&E as the poison was spreading fast!
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Looks sore Mate.:duh: |
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I wonder if they could cure the rash that I picked up in a bar in Thailand over 6 months ago?:eek:
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Wire brush and Dettol:D |
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I think because I only have a broken leg,I am not worthy of a visit to the Leyland surgery:D
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Nope, only basket cases. :D
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Use your imagination :D |
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A great idea starting a thread like this Tony. One or two don't want to talk about their health or hear about anyone else's, as it gets up their nose and they want to take a pop or have a laugh at someone else's expense :shrug: Apparently with my bad luck, I must have been a very bad person or had bad karma ...they believe it! ;) :getmecoat:
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All the best Phil,
Let us know how you get on . |
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This a.m, the doc put a Doppler on both feet. It listens out for the sound of the pulses. One foot was better than the other. The GP said she is sending an email asking if I can be seen by the surgeon before next week. To top it off, a letter came this afternoon from the hospital telling me that the appointment next week to see the vascular surgeon, had been cancelled until Wednesday 20 January 2016. It seems they want to leave it until things get really bad. Anyway I have been on the phone to ask to have this brought forward in light of the GP's findings. I told them the GP had emailed them today, asking if I can be seen this week, sooner than planned. If gangrene takes a hold I will be stuffed. I was told to wait for a phone call..... |
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You know the system better than all of us having been on the front line. I know that gives you an insight into how things are done and hopefully will allow you to use that to your advantage. I wonder how peeps cope with the system that don't know how to ask or don't have the support of family and friends to help them! Keep up the good fight Sir, anything we can do please let us know. |
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Keep on keeping on. Best of luck with it. John.D. |
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What I learned from the 30+ years working in the NHS, is that it is the ones who kick up a fuss, make a complaint or the loudest noise, they are the ones who get seen first or its hopscotch.... But when you are feeling that sick or so ghastly, all of the fight goes out of you, so it's left to either an advocate or wait in line until you are called. I have a private scheme Tony, but to be honest despite the NHS problems I prefer to stick with this for the time being, as the private sector does not quite come up to the NHS skills and know how in my opinion. |
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Morning Phil, hows things today with you?
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Thats good to hear mate, sleep is a good help. Im ok, ear is improving apart from the soreness, balance was ok, woke up this morning with man flu though, need some nurse pictures to get us through lol.
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Sorted my blood pressure out a treat :bowdown:
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Best i can do buddy.... http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/m...psffsplbqs.jpg |
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That's it I have just enrolled at another surgery:eek:
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There is a subtle difference;)
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Posted on the LCOZ before I realised I should post here....I had a interesting day on the estate....I was knocked on the door about 7:30 to go up to a friends/neighbours house as he was feeling unwell, he was called by his doctors surgery that the blood test he had pointed towards him having pancritus and a chronic one at that, nasty stuff. He left me money, the keys and some dog food, leaving the house with paramedics close behind he showed me where the leash was. I then went up a few hours later to take the dog for a walk, the dog was having none of it so he bit me! straight through the thumb nail and took a chunk of flesh of the soft pad of my thumb! Three hours in A%E and four stitches later I'm back at home after trying to figure out were the strange sound was coming from in my cars PAS system, another problem for later I might think!
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Got to see the local nurse on Monday to see if there is any infection and to change the bandage. |
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Too quick. I don't like dogs :mad::D |
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I'd be inserting a pen somewhere if a dog bit the end of my finger off:eek: Neither the dog nor the owner would enjoy the insertion, I'll guarantee that:devil:
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Fantastic, it feels like I've got a chest infection coming on:mad: Nothing like a nice cough and icky feeling to make a man happy:duh:
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One of the old drivers I worked with on the railway was a real hypochondriac. The Sunday Post newspaper had a column written by a doctor, the standing joke was what ever the Sunday Post doctor wrote about Wullie had it by Monday afternoon!
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How are you doing Steve? |
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My finger is attempting to heal itself from the dog bite I received last Thursday, all was okay until I tried doing some wood lathing on Monday afternoon....split right open, now its weeping and nasty. I've cleaned and bandaged it (steri-strips, dressing pad cut into a "T" shape and covered in fabric tape), I have some photos of the cut, I would post but I would probably make all you guys squeamish! The nail is still raw and weeping clear liquid, but is not as bad as I feared, as the bruising has now gone down and the pain nearly subsided! Stupid Dog! (the owner was more worried about his dog than my hand and I didn't touch his dog or lay a finger on it (apart from what went in its jaws!:eek:) he ended up apologising to me; three days later. He warned me, if I ever came near his dog again he would knock me out cold! (I offered to look after it while he was in hospital and that is when it happened, so I only "touched" his dog to take it for a walk and the terrier got me!:eek:))
I don't like owners that care about their dog so much that when it attacks someone they don't care about you and immediately think that you have hurt their dog in some way, I hear this is a common occurrence and I will not be ever talking to him again! He also got a red marker or paint marker and wrote "dog murderer" on my letter box door and cracked my window smearing red paint everywhere, and before anyone asks the police are now involved! (I didn't want to but since he has caused criminal damage to my property, I thought it was necessary, sad times we live in) |
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The police are just having a word with him over the damage to my front door and I didn't want to tell them, but he, as you said left me with no other option, as I was scared about my personal safety and my property. Hopefully we can temp him into hospital again to get his pancreatitis sorted out (as he discharged himself as he wanted to be home with his dog and refused their treatment plan (which he chronically needs). I think his delusions/hallucinations are coming from low insulin levels in the blood which is caused by impaired function of the Pancreas, the main reason he needs to get back in hospital pronto. I'm trying to sort out another home for his dog tomorrow so we can get him back to health again. But he must have some other underlying mental health issue as he is doing this to himself. |
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Worst dog bite I had was from our own Daschund when I was young. I was playing with him, he adjusted his grip on the toy and put one of his canine teeth through my thumbnail :eek:
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I see the waiting room is full this evening:D
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At the end of last week my doctor decided to try me on some anti inflammatory tabs as well as the pain killers, this week while taking Naproxen as well as Co Codamol has been the first week in the lady 12 months that I can remember not having any pain in my hips:eek: This as you can imagine has put me in a better mood, has allowed me to get more done in work and it hasn't made me like a Zombie:D Great result for me then:D
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Can I have an appointment please .
Had a cold for two weeks . Sniffles tickly cough and wheeze. :duh: |
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I suppose I should re-open the surgery and give it a cleaning before all the festivities begin again.
All ailments catered for, unless they are self inflicted then we reserve the right to make fun of you with no conscience whatsoever:D:getmecoat: |
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Could you recommend a suitable cream ??!:D |
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It was BAAAAAAD.:duh: |
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My mum could not stop laughing. |
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My wife is a nurse so we always have a good supply of surgical gloves in the house. I now wear them when I'm chopping chillis.
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Has the surgery got owt for sprout overload! It's not smelling to good in here. :eek::D
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Sorry I've not posted in the Surgery before. I was too ill to get here :)
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I am delighted to offer a new service! I can repair all ailments with my state of the art tools!
I've got not just one, but two hammers, a drill and lots of alcohol that can be used to clean stuff, and also to control pain. Dodgy joints? No problem! I propose drilling a hole, tapping in a thread, inserting a grease nipple and with a high quality grease, you'll be fine in no time! I really believe I'm on to a winner here! Dr L Worldmaster. |
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I've had a blow back through my suck through tube. Can it be cured?
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Mustard thief . Do one .:D |
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................and my humpty pumpty has failed. I have noticed the OAT has gone a funny colour.
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