COOOEEEE!!! 102 and going strong!!!...........ah now where were we?
I have never seen a pregnant pause, I wonder how the midwife would cope.






Keep it clean!!

Kenneth Cope ? - he was in Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)

Aren't Vic & Bob on their Big Night Out tonight?

You can rub that on your chest.

Thats probably what the pirates on the oil tanker were really after

Why would the pirates rub Vic on their treasure chest then?......I suppose if the radar failed they could disperse the vapours!

The Vapors:

David Fenton (songwriter, guitarist and vocalist)
Howard Smith (drummer)
Edward Bazalgette (lead guitarist)
Steve Smith (bass guitarist and vocals)

though originally David Fenton (guitar, vocals)
Rob Kemp (guitar)
Mike Hedges (bass, vocals)
Mike Jordon (drums).

:D

That Steve Smith gets around he is a local plumber where i live

There's a real shortage of plumbers, my wee cousin retrained from a mechanic to a plumber and he's making a fortune.

nicky cambell and the wheel of fortune . now tthats quality:D