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operamagorum 23rd May 2020 11:26

Fly me
 
A man is alone in an airport lounge when a beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.
He decides because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty stewardess. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto:
"To Fly. To Serve."

The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto:

"Winning the hearts of the world."

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto:

"Going beyond expectations".

The woman looks at him sternly and says; “What the hell do you want?”
'”Aha! ” he says, "Ryanair."


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